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Calamari Union

  • 1985
  • Not Rated
  • 1h 21m
IMDb RATING
6.9/10
4.3K
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Calamari Union (1985)
ComedyDramaMusic

An exodus to a better life in Eira. A group of med - all but one - called Frank, seek refuge from their boring lives in an oasis on the other side of the city, having to overcome obstacles o... Read allAn exodus to a better life in Eira. A group of med - all but one - called Frank, seek refuge from their boring lives in an oasis on the other side of the city, having to overcome obstacles on their way.An exodus to a better life in Eira. A group of med - all but one - called Frank, seek refuge from their boring lives in an oasis on the other side of the city, having to overcome obstacles on their way.

  • Director
    • Aki Kaurismäki
  • Writer
    • Aki Kaurismäki
  • Stars
    • Timo Eränkö
    • Kari Heiskanen
    • Asmo Hurula
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  • IMDb RATING
    6.9/10
    4.3K
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    • Director
      • Aki Kaurismäki
    • Writer
      • Aki Kaurismäki
    • Stars
      • Timo Eränkö
      • Kari Heiskanen
      • Asmo Hurula
    • 12User reviews
    • 13Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Timo Eränkö
    • Frank
    Kari Heiskanen
    • Frank
    Asmo Hurula
    • Frank
    Sakke Järvenpää
    Sakke Järvenpää
    • Frank
    Sakari Kuosmanen
    Sakari Kuosmanen
    • Frank Armoton
    • (as Saku Kuosmanen)
    Dave Lindholm
    • Mies rannalla
    Mikko Mattila
    • Frank
    Pate Mustajärvi
    Pate Mustajärvi
    • Frank
    Tuomari Nurmio
    Tuomari Nurmio
    • Taksikuski
    • (as Hannu Nurmio)
    Pirkka-Pekka Petelius
    Pirkka-Pekka Petelius
    • Frank
    Matti Pellonpää
    Matti Pellonpää
    • Frank
    Pertti Sveholm
    • Frank
    Martti Syrjä
    Martti Syrjä
    • Frank
    Pantse Syrjä
    • Frank
    Markku Toikka
    Markku Toikka
    • Pekka
    Mato Valtonen
    Mato Valtonen
    • Frank
    Puntti Valtonen
    • Frank
    Kari Väänänen
    Kari Väänänen
    • Frank
    • Director
      • Aki Kaurismäki
    • Writer
      • Aki Kaurismäki
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    User reviews12

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    9Strausszek

    Beautiful satire

    Following up a successful first movie can be a difficult struggle; Kaurismäki deflected it after "Crime And Punishment" by quickly doing this one, completely different and very funny. We're treated to a number of Finnish derelicts and lower-class guys in a poor suburb of Helsinki, as they decide to mount an expedition to reach the Mayfair of the city (just get there, that is). You'll immediately notice that they talk of this as if there lay a strange and superhuman challenge in just reaching the place. As their trials begin, we realize that maybe Helsinki _is_ a really dangerous city.

    The film is full of scenes of weird comedy and pinpoint satire, and as an extra accent every one of the men is called Frank, except one. The film really rocks, and you'll keep wondering what happens next.
    chaos-rampant

    A not entirely successful mix of absurd randomness, scathing social critique and eccentric, deadpan humor

    Kaurismaki followed on the dour and heavy drama of his debut Crime and Punishment with the often funny, significantly more light-hearted, absurdist fare of Calamari Union. Fifteen guys named Frank and their retarded companion Pekka (who speaks English for some reason) decide to leave their seedy downtown neighborhood and dead-end lives behind and move to the suburb of Eira, on the other side of the city. Eira immediately acquires a quasi-mythic status, equal parts promised land and elysian fields, and their trip through the hostile, soulless city landscape is beset with hardships worthy to a trip filled with such religious allegories.

    There's not much of a plot to speak of. The Franks make their way through the city and is every man out for himself. Once in a while they stop to comment on their surroundings, sleep in phone booths, trees and other strange places, offer nuggets of wisdom about vanity, inactivity, time and age, part scathing social critique and part insights into human nature; they also stop to hijack members of the parliament, a hearse, get free rides in a taxi or on top of a car, sleep in a beach or under a table and last but not least, die funny or just plain random deaths.

    That is Calamari Union in a nutshell and there lie both its charms and failures. It has the improvised feeling of a freejazz piece - like them, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. It can be inspired, infectiously cool and funny but it can also be meandering and aimless. You take the good with the bad I guess.
    7xtian_durden

    Drunk Kaurismäki

    After seeing most of Aki Kaurismäki's films and then veering back to his second film, it almost felt like I was watching an all-star cast because most of the actors he collaborated throughout his career is here. And, boy, did I miss my favorite Finnish actor, Matti Pellonpää.

    I'm just happy Kaurismäki didn't continue directing while drunk.

    It also reminded me of Reservoir Dogs. Did Tarantino saw this movie?
    7ricardojorgeramalho

    In Search of Eira

    This film, from the beginning of Kaurismäki's career, reminded me, to a certain extent, of another iconic film about the lost illusions of the 60s and 70s generations, The Wretches Are Still Singing, by the Greek Nikos Nikolaidis.

    Of course, Nikolaidis's cinematic language is much more caustic and corrosive. Kaurismäki is faithful to his minimalist principles, as a poet of the absurd. But the essential theme is the same: a lost generation, overtaken by events, that searches, in vain, for a meaning in life in the technocracy that emerged from the rubble of the revolution (real or imaginary).

    If Nikolaidis is destructive (and he would be even more so in 1983's Sweet Bunch, in which he practically defends urban guerrilla warfare) Kaurismäki is poetic, transforming disillusionment into a chimerical search for the mythical Eira, Holy Grail of aimless knights, survivors of punk nihilism.

    An interesting and original work, even for those who already know Kaurismäki's minimal cinematographic language.
    10FilmCriticLalitRao

    Simply outstanding : Aki Kaurismaki films a gauche rock band's members seeking their elusive El Dorado in Helsinki.

    Finnish film "Calamari Union" is not at all a motion picture with a defined setting.It is more of a visual experience with surreal touches which must be seen many times to feel the plight of hapless rock musicians in an urban milieu.In "Calamari Union",there is also a minor battle of sexes to be witnessed as most of the women get their demands met by hapless,vulnerable men.Women are shown as strong willed individuals who would not stop at anything to humiliate, scorn confused men who are treated as mere caddish oafs.Rock music is also one of this film's leading element which reveals the hidden talent of some vagrant musicians.There are some mellifluous tunes which could easily be lapped up by music lovers.No talented film director in the history of modern cinema has come even remotely closer to Finnish author Aki Kaurismaki's vision of urban angst.This is a director who has made an absolutely wise use of his hometown Helsinki and its nocturnal atmosphere by shooting in pristine black and white.He shows why some people are not able to put any order in their utterly disorganized,messy lives.A unique film which is absolutely needed for those nihilists who believe that they are part of existential times.PS:A great film dedicated to Baudelaire,Michaux and Prévert who still hover on earth.Lalit Rao does not care if non Francophones are not aware of Baudelaire,Michaux and Prévert.

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    • Trivia
      The first movie ever to include scenes in the Helsinki underground, opened in 1982.
    • Goofs
      The Director is seen in reflection of Frank's (Sakke Järvenpää) sunglasses in "My friend got sick, can you help us" scene.
    • Quotes

      Frank: [Frank stops a hearse] My mate died. I need this car.

      Ruumisauton kuljettaja: OK.

    • Crazy credits
      The film has virtually no credits at all. There are no opening credits, and in the end, only the text "Loppu" and the production company's name are seen.
    • Alternate versions
      All the scenes are intact, but the title card and opening credits are missing from the 2013 (1.85:1) HD master, which is featured in the Finnish streaming service Yle Areena and subsequent Finnish/international television, DVD and Blu-ray releases. The credits originally appear during the early scenes where the "Frank's" initially leave, walk out and past the Kallio Church (followed by a wider shot of the city of Helsinki) and enter the underground metro station. All credits are intact in the older, pre-2013 television airings and home video releases.
    • Connections
      Featured in Keskiyön auringon kuvat (1987)
    • Soundtracks
      Alkutekstimusiikki
      Composed by Aki Kaurismäki

      Arranged by Mikko Mattila and Jone Takamäki

      Performed by Casablanca Vox and Jone Takamäki

      Saxophone: Jone Takamäki

      Drums: Kaleva Raittinen

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    • Release date
      • February 8, 1985 (Finland)
    • Country of origin
      • Finland
    • Languages
      • Finnish
      • English
      • Spanish
    • Also known as
      • Союз Каламари
    • Filming locations
      • Eira, Helsinki, Finland
    • Production company
      • Villealfa Filmproductions
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 21m(81 min)
    • Color
      • Black and White
    • Sound mix
      • Mono
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.66 : 1

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