Doug Toby credited as playing...
Arturo 'Aardvark' Mondragon
- Col. Andy Tanner: [using a crude diorama, the Wolverines prepare for an assault on the Calumet Drive-In, which is now a Russo-Cuban "Re-education Camp"] All right. Four planes, Cuban bunker, Russian bunker, munitions dump, troop tents. Four machine gun bunkers. Back here by the drive-in screen are your political prisoners. We'll cause a diversion over here... cut holes in the wire here, fire on all these machine gun positions. The B-Group comes across this area in a flanking maneuver... and when you reach this bunker, you lay down grazing fire on this defilade. I think that's pretty simple. Anybody got any questions so far?
- Aardvark: What's a "flank?"
- Toni: What's a "defilade?"
- Robert: What's "grazing fire?"
- Col. Andy Tanner: [out loud, to himself] I need a drink.