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Heaven Help Us

  • 1985
  • R
  • 1h 44m
IMDb RATING
6.9/10
5.4K
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Heaven Help Us (1985)
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Teen RomanceComedyDramaRomance

A new transfer student to St. Basil's Boys' Prep School tries to fit in while romantically pursuing a troubled young girl.A new transfer student to St. Basil's Boys' Prep School tries to fit in while romantically pursuing a troubled young girl.A new transfer student to St. Basil's Boys' Prep School tries to fit in while romantically pursuing a troubled young girl.

  • Director
    • Michael Dinner
  • Writer
    • Charles Purpura
  • Stars
    • Donald Sutherland
    • Andrew McCarthy
    • John Heard
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  • IMDb RATING
    6.9/10
    5.4K
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    • Director
      • Michael Dinner
    • Writer
      • Charles Purpura
    • Stars
      • Donald Sutherland
      • Andrew McCarthy
      • John Heard
    • 56User reviews
    • 21Critic reviews
    • 64Metascore
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    Donald Sutherland
    Donald Sutherland
    • Brother Thadeus
    Andrew McCarthy
    Andrew McCarthy
    • Michael Dunn
    John Heard
    John Heard
    • Brother Timothy
    Mary Stuart Masterson
    Mary Stuart Masterson
    • Danni
    Kevin Dillon
    Kevin Dillon
    • Rooney
    Malcolm Danare
    Malcolm Danare
    • Caesar
    Jennifer Dundas
    Jennifer Dundas
    • Boo
    • (as Jennie Dundas)
    Kate Reid
    Kate Reid
    • Grandma
    Wallace Shawn
    Wallace Shawn
    • Father Abruzzi
    Jay Patterson
    Jay Patterson
    • Brother Constance
    George Anders
    • Brother Augustus
    Dana Barron
    Dana Barron
    • Janine
    John Bentley
    • First Man
    Imogene Bliss
    • Cook
    Philip Bosco
    Philip Bosco
    • Brother Paul
    Donald Breitman
    • Brother Gregory
    Nolan Carley
    • Bartender
    Al Cerullo
    Al Cerullo
    • Pilot
    • (as Al Cerullo Jr.)
    • Director
      • Michael Dinner
    • Writer
      • Charles Purpura
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    9Blkynboy

    Reflects that period of time

    This movie depicts a time that has now become a part of history. St. Michael's School closed its doors earlier this year. The neighborhood which was populated by Irish and Italian kids is now primarily Latino and lower-income,who couldn't afford the rising tuition.

    The situations, as portrayed, were actually quite realistic for an inner-city parochial school. Some might say the brutality toward the boys was extreme- but pretty close to the truth.

    Actual scenes were used in the neighborhood. The building that housed the candy store is still there, empty and derelict.

    The movie caught the aura of the era and is becoming a 'cult classic'
    8LuckyFour-LeafClover

    Must watch if you were in Catholic school back in the day

    I attended Catholic school for several years. While it wasn't as bad as what was depicted in this film I found it borderline unpleasant for the most part. It's not to say priests and brothers weren't nice, it just wasn't my thing.

    I've always liked Andrew McCarthy and he did real well here in one of his first major roles. I believe his grandparents wanted him to become a priest but hormones, school, classmates, crushes, and overall the human condition get in the way. It's what I remember this film revolving around .

    Many hilarious moments in this film.
    8winsfordtown

    Underrated

    This gentle, warm comedy set in a Catholic school in New York in 1965 seems to have been overlooked for a longtime. Maybe it got lost amongst the so called 'Brat Pack' movies of the mid eighties or maybe the name change to 'Catholic Boys' for it's UK release didn't help it's recognition. This is certainly a hidden gem with plenty of funny lines from Rooney (Dillon) and a nice understated romance between Michael (McCarthy) and Danni (Masterson) that doesn't get in the way of the plot.However most terrifying are the Brothers presence and their interpertation of the catholic religion. If their is a longer director's cut I would definatly like to see it on DVD. This film is certainly well worth a look at.
    7jaws!

    good comedy!

    i rented the un-cut version of this movie. after it says bits of the edited version on comedy central. i watched the movie and liked it. it's a funny movie,and at times very funny. it's also entertaining. kevin dillon is most of the movie's humor. he is always saying funny wisecracks in this movie. all in all a good movie! i give heaven help us *** out of ****
    8Boyo-2

    I went to Catholic School...

    ..and I was an altar boy, and went to church every day, and confession..

    So watching this the other day brought some of that back to me. There were Brothers in the parish but nuns taught school.

    As some other comments have suggested, this movie is unimaginable without Kevin Dillon. He's riotous, from beginning to end. He's given all the good lines and makes the most of them. You barely hear Patrick Dempsey's voice at all.

    I was and am not an Andrew McCarthy fan, but he's very tolerable in this. Its the lead but the less showy part. His scenes with Mary Stuart Masterson don't exactly jump off the screen, but they are adequate to the movie.

    Movie also gets some points from me for the Elvis references. The guys go to an Elvis movie after seeing the Pope (and get in trouble for it), plus the King is heard over the credits at the end. 8/10.

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    Storyline

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    • Trivia
      Film debut of actors Kevin Dillon, Patrick Dempsey, Stephen Geoffreys, Yeardley Smith, and Maggie Wagner
    • Goofs
      Though set in 1965, virtually every school bus in the film was manufactured in the late-1970s and early-1980s. Most of them were built on truck cowls that didn't exist at the time, and contained features such as amber flashing lights next to the red ones above the windshield, which didn't exist in New York State until 1973.
    • Quotes

      Rooney: I've been kicked off the track team, and without track my grades will be based on

      [pause]

      Rooney: my grades.

    • Connections
      Featured in At the Movies: Heaven Help Us/The Mean Season/The Breakfast Club (1985)
    • Soundtracks
      Hallelujah Chorus
      Written by George Frideric Handel (as Georg Friedrich Händel)

      Performed by The Roches

      Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records

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    • Release date
      • February 8, 1985 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Catholic Boys
    • Filming locations
      • Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA
    • Production companies
      • HBO Pictures
      • Silver Screen Partners
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    Box office

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    • Gross US & Canada
      • $6,070,794
    • Opening weekend US & Canada
      • $2,235,687
      • Feb 10, 1985
    • Gross worldwide
      • $6,070,794
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 44m(104 min)
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Mono
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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