Quotes

The Wanderers

Chubby Galasso: It's a shame to see kids beatin' each other's brains out, especially when there's no financial advantage.

[Richie is facing Chubby after he gets Despi pregnant]
Chubby Galasso: I don't blame you. When I was your age, I was knockin' 'em off left and right; but I never did it with nobody's daughter. You should have given her an ankle bracelet and stuck to jerkin' off!

Peewee: [Overhearing what Joey says Turkey about the Baldies] Hey, Terror! This guy just said we look like a bunch of pricks with ears!
Joey: [Terror and the rest of the Baldies walk toward Joey] I didn't say that! I didn't say that!
Peewee: Oh yeah! What did you say?
Joey: I said, uh, you guys look like a bunch of, uh, ears without pricks!
[Takes off running with the Baldies in pursuit]

Joey: Twenty seven guys with the last name "Wong' all know Jujitsu and kill you with one judo chop.

Chubby Galasso: [Chubby knows that the out of town bowlers are hustlers, but is playing along]
Chubby Galasso: C'mon, you guys gonna play or not? Let's cut the bullshit. Wanna keep score, too? Go ahead. I'm just a dumb guinea. What do I know? For all I know, you guys could be pros.
Hustler #1: Hey, wh-what are you guys talking about?
Galasso Brother: You guys are real good, is what we're talking about.
[saunters up to the hustlers with a menacing look]
Hustler #2: [hustlers look around, notice the bowling alley is clearing out of everyone not involved in their bowling match] Hey, wait a minute, what's happening? Where's everybody going?
Chubby Galasso: Just closing for a while, for a little privacy.
Hustler #2: [grabs his money and tries to run, as do the other hustlers; they are all caught and brought back by the Gallassos]
Galasso Brother: You guys are so good, it wouldn't be fair unless you bowled handicapped.
Hustler #1: 20 pins!
Chubby Galasso: Twenty pins? That's not what I was thinkin' about.
Hustler #1: 50 pins.
Chubby Galasso: No good. What I had in mind was a *real* handicap.
Chubby Galasso: [picks up a bowling ball and walks over to where his brother has one hustler pinned down in a bowling lane, his hand stretched out] I seen this in my favorite movie.
Chubby Galasso: [to the hustler] You ever seen "The Hustler'? Good enough for Paul Newman; good enough for you.
[drops ball on hustler's hand]

Emilio: [To Joey as they watch the Ducky Boys advancing on them] Who are these guys; friends of yours?

Turkey: Hey, look listen to me, I call my friends in the Baldies.
[small scuffle]
Turkey: NO, those Guys Like Me! If we call'em I think they'll come in with us. With them in, you know, it's all over.
Richie: Listen, I ain't callin' those guys Turkey, I got my pride.
Buddy: Yeah, sometimes all you got is pride. You got to hold your head up high. You know, I seen this movie once where this guy was being tortured by the Japs. But he wouldn't give them any information. Every time they tortured him, he started singing the Star Spangled Banner.
Joey: WOW, what happened?
Buddy: They killed him.
Richie: Shut-Up, will yuh' Buddy! You're depressing me.

Nina: [realizes Ritchie and Joey are cheating at strip poker with Despie and herself]
Nina: Hey, wait a minute there's something fishy going on here! You know, in a couple minutes we're going to be naked, and then what?
Richie: Then we play one more hand.
Nina: For what?
Joey: [whistles casually]
Nina: For What?
Joey: Then we get to do whatevah' we want to do.
Despie Galasso: OK, that's IT! We got to back to the party!
Richie: What the party? What are you talkin' about we're just havin' some fun here.
Nina: C'mon Despie, we don't have to stop playing.
Richie: We've just been lucky that's all. I know you're going to get lucky, you're going to win the next one I just know it.
Joey: Just playin' a nice little innocent game here.

Joey: Those guys just look like a bunch of Neanderthal retardos' man, take a look at them.
Turkey: Are you kiddin' man? Those are the Fordham Baldies JOEY! They're so Fuckin' insane man, they shave their heads so their hair won't get in their eyes when they FIGHT! No one Fucks with the Baldies MAN!
Joey: Those guys look like a bunch of pricks with ears.
Peewee: What you'd just say?
Joey: I ain't talkin' to yuh', SCRAM!
Turkey: Easy Joey, easy. Hey yuh Peewee. Joey this is Peewee, she's head of the ladies Baldies auxiliary. That's Terror's woman man, she goes with Terror. How you doin' Peewee?
Peewee: What you'd just say?
Turkey: He didn't say nuttin' Peewee.
Peewee: I ain't talkin' to you. What you'd just say about pricks?
Joey: I said pricks with ears.
Peewee: Hey Terror! This asshole just said we look like a bunch of pricks with ears!
Turkey: He didn't say that did you Joey!
Peewee: OH Yeah, then what'd he say?
Joey: [as the gang of Baldies walks angrily toward Joey and Turkey] I didn't say that! I didn't that! I didn't say you guys look like a bunch of pricks with ears. UH, UH, I said you guys look like a bunch of ears without pricks!
[then turns and runs off]
Turkey: [slowly backing away from the Baldies] Hey Terror, how you doin'?
[then turns and quickly follows Joey out of fear for their lives]

Joey: Hey I told you, if we're going to be hanging out you've got to promise not to be an asshole.

Peppy Dio: You guys are gonna win big tonight!
Joey: [about the bowling hustlers] What, are you kidding, Peppy Dio? These guys is good enough to be pros.
Peppy Dio: Now you're thinkin'. They is pros. Chubby checked up on them. They go around to the different lanes. Hustle the house bowlers. They hustle the hustlers. They are greedy boys.
Joey: Hey, what's Chubby gonna do?
Peppy Dio: Chubby got a way of creating miracles.

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