Arrin Skelley: Charlie Brown
Quotes
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Charlie Brown : Good bye, everybody! Take care of the old ball field, Schroeder, I'm going to miss it.
Sally : The last time you went away, big brother, your team won three games in a row.
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Peppermint Patty : [Charlie Brown nibbles a bit on his eraser] Don't chew on your eraser, Chuck. It bugs me.
[Charlie Brown drums his fingers on the desk]
Peppermint Patty : Stop drumming your fingers on the desk, Chuck. That grosses me out.
[Charlie Brown sighs]
Peppermint Patty : And don't hassle me with your sighs, Chuck.
[Charlie Brown breathes through his mouth and licks his fingers while turning a page]
Peppermint Patty : Don't breathe through your mouth, Chuck. Don't lick your fingers when you turn the pages, Chuck.
[Charlie Brown is starting to get angry]
Peppermint Patty : And don't scrap your feet on the desk.
Charlie Brown : [shouting - finally had enough - his shouting knocks Peppermint Patty off her seat] WILL YOU STOP CRITICIZING ME?
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British ticket agent : Passport, please.
Charlie Brown : Y-Yes, sir. We're just passing through. We're on our way to France, sir. I have nothing to declare, sir. I throw myself at the mercy of the court!
Linus : We've only been two minutes and already he's embarrassing us.
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Teacher : How many times does 25 go into 75?
Peppermint Patty : I'm awake! I'm awake! The answer is 12!
Teacher : No, that is not correct.
Peppermint Patty : The answer is 6!
Charlie Brown : 3!
Teacher : 3 is correct.
Peppermint Patty : You contradicted me, Chuck! You made a fool out of me in front of the whole class.
Charlie Brown : Well 6 was the wrong answer. I had to say 3.
Peppermint Patty : You don't like me do you, Chuck?
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Peppermint Patty : False! Why did you put down false, Chuck? The answer is true, Chuck! What's true is true! Put down true, Chuck, or I'll never speak to you again.
Teacher : Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown : Ma'am?
Teacher : Is your partner giving you the answers?
Charlie Brown : Oh no, ma'am. She's not giving me the answers. Forcing, maybe, but not giving.
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Charlie Brown : I'm worried about the Baron. Pierre said that he was a very mean man.
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Charlie Brown : I don't have any idea what you're talking about, all I know is we had a terrible time. There was no one there to meet us, we got caught in the rain, the lightning scared us half to death, and we spent the night sleeping at the stable at the chateau.
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[Charlie Brown & Co. are at an English restaurant, waited upon by a waiter with a thick Cockney accent]
Waiter : All right Guv'nor, you ready to order?
Charlie Brown : Can you help us with the menu?
Waiter : For the gentlemen, I recommend the beef & kidney pie. The shepherds pie's rather nice for the ladies. A cheddar & pickle sandwich is rather toppo. What'll be your pleasure, mate?
Charlie Brown : What is...
[to Marcie]
Charlie Brown : What did he say?
Marcie : Perhaps I should have studied *English*, not French.
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Linus : [Violette runs and accidentally knocks the candle, setting the chateau on fire] Aaugh!
[Linus grabs Violette and runs to the window]
Linus : Help! Help, help! Help! Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown! Help, please! Help, help, help! Charlie Brown! Help! Help! Help, help!
[Charlie Brown wakes up]
Linus : Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown! Help! Help! Fire! Charlie Brown! Help, help! Fire!
Charlie Brown : Help! Help!
Linus : Help! Help!
The Baron : Au secours! Au secours!
Charlie Brown : [Charlie runs] Fire! Help! Fire!
The Baron : Au secours! Au secours!
Charlie Brown : Fire, help! Fire! Help! Help! Fire!
[runs to the cafe for Snoopy and Woodstock]
Charlie Brown : Help! Fire at the chateau! Fire, fire! Help! Fire!
[Snoopy and Woodstock opens the door]
Charlie Brown : The chateau! Fire, help! Help! Help!
[heads to Pierre's house as Snoopy and Woodstock runs to the shed to get the hose]
Charlie Brown : Help, help! Help! Fire at the chateau! Fire, fire! Help!
[runs up to Pierre's house]
Charlie Brown : Fire, fire! Help! Fire! The chateau! Fire, fire! Help! The chateau! Fire, fire, fire!
[Pierre, Marcie and Peppermint Patty come out]
Charlie Brown : Somebody, help! The chateau is on fire! Somebody save the chateau! Fire, fire!
[runs off]
Pierre : [to Patty and Marcie] I must call the pompier!
[Marcie and Peppermint Patty runs off]
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Charlie Brown : [pounding on the chateau's door in a horrible lightning storm] I can't believe it! There's no one home! Why would they invite us clear over here, and then not be home?
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Pierre : Nobody go to the Chateau of the Bad Neighbor, the Baron is recluse and hates everybody! He do not allow visitors.
Charlie Brown : Then why did they invite us? See? I got a letter from V. Honfleur, she invited us!
Pierre : Violette? She's a ward of the Baron's, if she invited you, the Baron does not know about it. The Baron do not invite anyone. The Baron is a very violent person. He hates everybody.
Linus : That doesn't make sense. Why did she invite you, Charlie Brown?
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Peppermint Patty : If you know an answer, Chuck, and I don't, you tell me what it is. If I know an answer and you don't, I'll tell you what it is.
Charlie Brown : What happens if neither of us knows the answer?
Peppermint Patty : We'll punt!
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Charlie Brown , Peppermint Patty , Marcie : Jump, Linus, jump!
Pierre : [runs up] The pompier are on the way, is Linus safe?
Charlie Brown , Peppermint Patty , Marcie : Jump, jump! Jump Linus, jump!
Linus : [to Violette] Jump? Are they crazy?