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The Creature Wasn't Nice (1981)

Quotes

The Creature Wasn't Nice

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  • Dr. Stark: It doesn't want to be called a creature. It's a living organism.
  • Captain Jamieson: Max, what course are we on?
  • Max the Computer: It's a far out course, Captain, deep into the cosmos and heading into infinity. Hey, I like that!
  • Captain Jamieson: Why on Earth did they ever make these abusive and emotionally unstable computers?
  • Captain Jamieson: Max, can you pinpoint this thing precisely for us?
  • Max: Not a chance.
  • Captain Jamieson: Max, don't be a stiff! Now, are there foreign bodies on this spacecraft?
  • Max: Well, let me see...
  • [the Creature appears on a monitor]
  • Max: There he is! Ugly, isn't he?
  • Rodzinski: Mayday, Mayday, Mayday! The creature's on top of Jameson and Jameson's on top of me, the inconsiderate shit!
  • Annie McHugh: If I were attacked by a pack of wild subterranean bush pigs and you possessed the only bush pig blaster in the universe, I would not want your company!
  • Annie McHugh: Let's just hope that Dr. Stark is in a better world.
  • Rodzinski: He's in that thing's stomach is where he is!
  • Max: Goooood morning! It's a bright new day aboard the good ship Vertigo! The time is 8:30 in the a.m. The weather outside is a brisk 200 degrees below zero.
  • The Creature: [singing] I want to eat your face. It could just be so yummy. I'd like to have your face, in my tummy.
  • The Creature: [singing] I want to eat your smile. / Your smile is so beguiling. / If I could eat your smile, / I'd be smiling.
  • The Creature: [singing] I want to eat your knees! / Oh they would really please me. / So let me eat those knees, /Don't you tease me!
  • Annie McHugh: Max, I need you to do me a favor.
  • Max: Max has the facts!
  • Annie McHugh: Come on, Max, this is no time for you to be a little snot. We're going to need your help.
  • Max: You want the facts? Just ask Max!
  • Max the Computer: Good Morning Dr. Stark. Check out the observation window for a heavy revelation. This looks like a red letter day for you, Doc. It's an unknown and undiscovered planet and it looks like you discovered it, Doc.
  • Dr. Stark: An unknown and undiscovered planet and I discovered it.
  • Dr. Stark: I have work to do.
  • Annie McHugh: Oh doctor, aren't you going to see the movie with us, you know it really might relax you.
  • Dr. Stark: I'm perfectly relaxed. Science relaxes me.
  • John: Would you care for some pie, before you...?
  • Dr. Stark: Science is my pie. Curiosity is my sweet tooth. Knowledge is my candy. Bye.
  • Annie McHugh: Dr. Stark, I sense something is troubling you.
  • Dr. Stark: Troubling is not the exact word I would use. Amazed, incredulous, mind-boggled... any of those words would be appropriate.
  • Annie McHugh: Remember, a major part of our training was to remain asexual.
  • Rodzinski: I am asexual: a sexual fiend!
  • John: [during a cooking show put on to entertain the rest of the crew] Welcome to "Cooking with John"... I'm John
  • Rodzinski: No shit Sherlock!
  • Dr. Stark: Lyrics? What do I care about lyrics! This is an alien organism! You were expecting Rodgers and Hart?

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