Charles Grodin credited as playing...
Nicky Holiday
- Nicky Holiday: Miss Piggy... You're a very different looking woman. I'm so tired of the same type, those tall thin creatures with the long legs, the aquiline noses, the teeth like pearls, soft skin...
- Miss Piggy: Yeah, well, I can see where that might make you sick to your stomach.
- Lady Holiday: Give Stanley a tip, Nicky.
- Nicky Holiday: For complimenting you on your necklace?
- Lady Holiday: No, because it's customary.
- Nicky Holiday: I haven't any change.
- Lady Holiday: Then give him something bigger.
- Nicky Holiday: *Bigger*? I left my wallet at home.
- Lady Holiday: You left your wallet in college.
- Kermit: But... Nicky, why are you doing this?
- Nicky Holiday: Why am I doing this? Because I'm a villain. It's pure and simple.
- Lady Holiday: I have grave doubts about wearing these jewels. I feel as if thieves are breathing down my neck.
- Nicky Holiday: [breathing down her neck] Thieves aren't breathing down your neck.
- Lady Holiday: Nicky, that's my new secretary dancing out there.
- Nicky Holiday: Which one?
- Lady Holiday: The pig.
- Nicky Holiday: [Lady Holiday's necklace has just been stolen] What do you want me to do? I just spilled ketchup all over my cummerbund.