- Duane Hansen: I love you.
- Carmen Odessa Shelby: Oh Duane, you don't even know me. I've slept with over three hundred men.
- Duane Hansen: Everyone has their faults.
- Carmen Odessa Shelby: Three hundred men? In Paducah, Kentucky? Duane, wasn't easy.
- Duane Hansen: It's an accomplishment.
- Carmen Odessa Shelby: No, Duane, it's a problem. It's a real problem. I'm like Ricky the Carnivorous Pony in respect to men.
- Duane Hansen: I love you, I need you, and I wanna make you happy, that's all.
- Carmen Odessa Shelby: Oh, I don't know if that's what I really want out of life.
- Alice the Teller: Mary, what do I do when I'm being robbed?
- Eugene: You give us the money, that's what you do, beard face!
- Osvaldo: Eugene!
- Mary the Teller: Give 'em the money!
- Actress in Bank: You would give them all your money and you won't cash a government check?
- Mary the Teller: Dear, they have a gun.