- Patrick 'Pat' Quid: [to his dog] Might be able to pick this one up and take her to Perth with me? Dazzling her with my stylish rhetoric and witty inuendos, eh?
- female radio dispatcher: [over that radio, as Quid is getting ready to go to bed] Base 4 to Gypsy 397, are you there?
- Patrick 'Pat' Quid: [responding sacrastically] Mayday, mayday, this is flight 77, I seem to be in a great deal of trouble, I'm losing fuel, I need help!
- female radio dispatcher: Is that you Gypsy 397?
- Patrick 'Pat' Quid: Negative darling. This is Quid, Patrick Anthony Quid. As in British sterling.
- female radio dispatcher: Why do we always have trouble with you Gypsy 397?
- Patrick 'Pat' Quid: Because you keep calling me "Gypsy 397".
- Patrick 'Pat' Quid: I know you're looking for a little adventure.
- Pamela 'Hitch' Rushworth: I could go to Disneyland for a little adventure. What I'm looking for is a little excitement.
- Patrick 'Pat' Quid: Aren't you kind of young to be hitchhiking out here all by yourself?
- Pamela 'Hitch' Rushworth: Aren't you kind of old to be picking me up?
- Patrick 'Pat' Quid: [talking to himself, while driving down the motorway] With full devout courage, of sundry folk, by adventure fall, in fellowship, and pilgrims were they all.
- [waves to a passing car]
- Patrick 'Pat' Quid: Good morning, pilgrims! Morning!
- Patrick 'Pat' Quid: He's just killed a girl.
- Pamela 'Hitch' Rushworth: Did he make love to her first?
- Patrick 'Pat' Quid: I don't know. What's the difference?
- Pamela 'Hitch' Rushworth: It makes a lot of difference. I think in order to play the game properly we have to know what he thinks of women.
- Patrick 'Pat' Quid: It's just when you pay a hundred dollars for a dingo, you expect to get a dingo.