Whoops Apocalypse (1982)

Peter Jones: Kevin Pork

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• [Pork enters wearing a superman cape and carrying a dog] 

  Kevin Pork : I'm feeling under the weather.

  [he walks to the window] 

  Kevin Pork : Come on Krypto, it's time for your flight round the block.

  [he throws the dog out the window] 

  Kevin Pork : You know, I feel better already.

• Kevin Pork : I think I've been over-doing things. But I had a talk with the doctor and he gave me some pills to take.

  Chancellor of the Exchecquer : It'll be for the best, Kev. I'm sure it will.

  Foreign Secretary : Which doctor is this then Kev?

  Kevin Pork : Doctor Destiny of Earth two. Sure; you know him. He helped me to save Lois Lane in the giant star fish of Atlantis.

• Kevin Pork : There's no use beating around the bush. I am, secretly, Superman.

  [pause] 

  Foreign Secretary : Superman?

  Kevin Pork : Yes.

  [pause] 

  Kevin Pork : Bit of a big one, isn't it? Now, you would want some proof, well here it is.

  [he takes off his glasses] 

  Chancellor of the Exchecquer : Holy mother of Moses.