Willie Nelson credited as playing...
- Karl: I killed a fella back in Texas. A big damn fella too.
- Barbarosa: Well, old Sam Colt makes everybody just about the same size.
- Karl: I didn't shoot him. I hit him with a tree limb.
- Barbarosa: Drop those saddlebags and help me up, dammit!
- [Karl drops the bags over the cliff]
- Barbarosa: Why'd you drop them down there?
- Karl: Well, you said to drop them and help you!
- Barbarosa: We already been down there!
- [Rain starts to fall]
- Barbarosa: Why don't you go ahead and just rain on me then?
- Barbarosa: Did you have bad trouble back there.
- Karl Westover: Yes, sir.
- Barbarosa: Well, the Mexicans got a saying - what cannot be remedied must be endured.
- Barbarosa: Always stand still until you're done shooting. Nothin' scares a man more than for you to be standin' still when you should be runnin' like a spotted assed ape.
- Karl: Are you all right?
- Barbarosa: No, I ain't all right! Do I look all right?
- Karl: Well, you look better than you did when you was at the bottom of that grave.
- [Barbarosa has just killed a Mexican bounty hunter]
- Barbarosa: I can't teach you people a damn thing.
- [to a young Mexican gunfighter]
- Barbarosa: You ain't got enough ass in your britches to pull the trigger on Barbarosa.
- [Barbarosa and Karl are surrounded by bandits]
- Angel: You are on my road, senor.
- Barbarosa: This is your road? I don't see any signs. You see any signs, farm boy? You should put up a sign; this is my road.
- Angel: Signs? Look around you, there are signs everywhere (nods toward armed bandits). Maybe you don't know who I am.
- Barbarosa: I think I recognize you. You're Mr. Shit.
- Angel: I am Angel Morales.
- Barbarosa: Do you know who I am?
- Angel: Si, senor; I know who you are.
- Barbarosa: (to Karl) We might be in a little trouble here.
- [Morales is talking to his parents]
- Angel: [to Karl] My father says you stopped Barbarosa from robbing him.
- Barbarosa: Yeah, I was goin' to rob your pitiful old daddy and then shoot that squawkin' old woman just for spite!
- Karl: My name is Karl Albert Westover...
- Barbarosa: You been shit outtta luck ever since you was born, ain't you, boy?
- Barbarosa: Bet you didn't get me no damn armadillo for me did you by God?
- Karl: [pulls out dead armadillo and throws in on the ground] Supose you want me to cook the son-of-a-bitch for you too?
- Barbarosa: I don't kill for amusement... man, or rabbit.
- Barbarosa: I don't steal from my own people.
- Karl: Well it don't bother you to slit their throats on your weddin' night, does it?
