Mike Lackey credited as playing...
Fred
- [after storming into Ed's liquor store, pointing a finger in Ed's face]
- Fred: Fuck you. Gimme a bottle of booze, here's my dollar, suck my dick!
- Ed: [Sees Fred outside] Aw, Christ...
- Fred: [Entering the liquor store] You're a nice guy.
- Ed: Hey Fred, early bird gets the worm, hah?
- Fred: Ah, you just want my one-eyed wonder worm, Eddy.
- Ed: That one-eyed wonder worm has been dead for twenty years.
- Fred: Yeah. How's your daughter?
- Ed: Eh, you'll never know.
- Fred: Place looks cleaner than usual.
- Ed: Yeah, I swept it out once.
- Fred: Huh. So. What you got for me today?
- Ed: Today? Tenafly Viper. One buck.
- Fred: Buck - not bad. I thought you Jews usually tried to make more money than that.
- Ed: Ah, you fuckin' bastard...
- Burt: Ain't good for the image, Fred. You looked too god damn comfortable! people ain't gonna pity you no more!
- Fred: I don't know how I managed to look comfortable. Fuckin'Wizzy planted his foot halfway up my ass.
- Burt: Oh, well, he was just plantin' corn. Get it? Corn... his foot! In yo' ass! Ha ha! Hey, where's your sense of humor, boy?
- Fred: I lost it when Wizzy kicked me in the ass!