Michael McShane credited as playing...
Self
- Tony Slattery: [World's Worst things to see while flipping through channels] It's Anne Diamond!
- Ryan Stiles: [in a trance] No, I won't turn the channel Satan
- Greg Proops: [as an Alien] Citizens of Earth, remain in your homes
- [cracking up]
- Greg Proops: send me-
- [buzz]
- Ryan Stiles: They're nipples, identical nipples!
- Mike McShane: It's the OJ Simpson trial, year 2550!
- Greg Proops: [goes up as Clive, immediate buzz] OHHHH!
- Mike McShane: Hi, welcome to the serial killer home shopping network, and look at these knives!
- Tony Slattery: Oh, it's that show where Clive patronizes everyone!
- Clive Anderson: Don't bring Clive James into this!
- Tony Slattery: No, I meant Clive Anderson!
- Mike McShane: It's the OJ Simpson trial- Hey, he's being defended by Clive Anderson! Ha!
- Brad: We must kill that monster!
- Ryan Stiles: His name's Gary!
- Mike McShane: Gary!
- Colin Mochrie: Gary, Gary!