- Janis Zuckerman: Have you ever made love to a woman until she lost consciousness?
- Sailor: Twice. No, four... four times.
- Janis Zuckerman: I'm looking for a guy named Louie, fuzzy hair, crooked teeth, bug eyes. Has he been around lately?
- Girl Punk: Suck shit through a tube.
- Janis Zuckerman: [Preparing her rope for the absail down the side of the building] You don't think we're going overboard?
- Elizabeth "Ellie" De Witt: Nah!
- Janis Zuckerman: Nah!
- Janis Zuckerman: Ellie, I had so much fun tonight. We got drunk, we almost got mugged, I met a sailor with a big fish.
- Elizabeth "Ellie" De Witt: [last lines, as she and Janis Zuckerman graduate] ... and I hope the people of the United States of America will be able to sleep better knowing that women like us have guns.
- Willy: [in the gun shop buying Zuckerman a pistol] How 'bout a TZ-75? I shot a two inch group with this thing right outta the box. No sight work, nuthin.'
- Elizabeth "Ellie" De Witt: I flunked plenty of times.
- Janis Zuckerman: NO!
- Elizabeth "Ellie" De Witt: And you know what? It's no big deal. You flunk, you work harder. You flunk some more, you work harder some more.
- Janis Zuckerman: You know what? You ought to write a book: "The Joy of Flunking." Very big!