Rubén Blades credited as playing...
Sheriff Bernabe Montoya
- Joe Mondragon: You beat Luis Armijo by two votes.
- Sheriff Bernabe Montoya: That's because Domingo and Gusdorf were out of town.
- Joe Mondragon: So you would have won by four.
- Sheriff Bernabe Montoya: Hell, no, man - those guys vote six, seven times apiece.
- Kyril Montana: Who is El Brazo Onofre?
- Sheriff Bernabe Montoya: That's Onofre Martinez's arm. He lost it in an accident some time ago, and nobody ever found it. People around here think it leads a life if its own.
- Horsethief Shorty: Yeah - something turns up missing in Milagro, and people feel El Brazo stole it. Young girls returning home at night from their date without their underwear usually blame him.
- Emerson Capps: He's irrigating parcel 14-77, which is - right here. It's in the middle of what's going to be the 13th fairway. That's the only piece of property on the west side we don't own.
- Ladd Devine: Then why don't you go tell him to stop, Bernie?
- Sheriff Bernabe Montoya: Because he'll tell me to go sit on a chile and go right on irrigating.
- Sheriff Bernabe Montoya: So you're not gonna stop.
- Joe Mondragon: I'll stop when I think I'm doing the wrong thing.