- Jeremy Capello: [after ordering lots of meat and then a pint of pig's blood] Uh.. how much for just the blood...?
- Butcher: [grinning] First time, eh, kid?
- Ralph: She sucked your what?
- Jeremy Capello: [quietly but also irritated] My finger you jerk!
- [sees girls at another table staring, laughing at him and decides to tell them]
- Jeremy Capello: My finger!
- Jeremy Capello: [believing that someone is following him, he has ducked into the freezer and taken Darla with him] Don't let him see you leave the freezer!
- Darla Blake: [sarcastically] Oh, noooo problem; I'm carrying a can of invisible hairspray!