- Dr. Webster: Well, I think the first thing we can do is get a name for you, and I think you should pick it. Now, can you think of a name that you'd like to be your name? What?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Judy Finkel.
- Dr. Webster: Well, Judy Finkel is a nice name...
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Thank you.
- Dr. Webster: ...but it's a woman's name.
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay.
- Dr. Webster: Well, it's not exactly okay. You should have a man's name. Now I want you to think of a man's name, a name that you think suits you.
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: William F. Buckley.
- Dr. Webster: I believe there is a William F. Buckley.
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Right. William G. Buckley.
- Dr. Webster: I think you should have your own name, a name that is not like a famous person's.
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bob!
- Dr. Webster: Bob.
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga. Anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?
- Dr. Webster: I doubt it.
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Good.
- Dr. Webster: Well, Mr. Maloogalooga... loogaloogalooga... looga...
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Looga, yeah. One malooga, four loogas.
- Dr. Webster: Alright. Why don't I just call you Bob?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Don't know.
- Dr. Fisk: Who do you find more capable of examining you, Dr. Webster or Dr. Fisk?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Dr. Fisk!
- Dr. Fisk: Great, now what do you consider yourself, a wise man or a complete and total fool?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Complete and total fool!
- Cathy: You can choose any piece of chicken you want, like a breast or thigh or wing.
- Server: What can I get for you?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Two faces.
- Dr. Webster: Now, do you have any questions?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Yes, why is my face leaking?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: [explaining what things do] Chair, sit on chair,
- [drops chair]
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: lamp, light, pencil, draw, telephone,
- [picks up receiver]
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: 411 for information, 911 for help, 976 for good time.
- Taxi Driver: You talk funny!
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: You talk funny too! Where are you from?
- Taxi Driver: Transylvania!
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: That's where Pittsburgh is.
- Taxi Driver: These dogs will cost you an extra two dollars a head.
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: How much for rest of their bodies?
- Diane Gerard: Ball!
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Ball!
- Diane Gerard: Good! Bounce the ball!
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bounce ball!
- Diane Gerard: Good! Banana! Banana!
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Banana!
- Diane Gerard: Very good!
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bounce banana!
- Diane Gerard: No!
- Alex: I hope the next item isn't a hand grenade.
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Cathy! Cathy! Cathy! Cathy!
- Alex: Keep on saying that and you'll go blind.
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Here's money! You keep dogs for Bob, okay?
- Taxi Driver: Sure, but with money like this, I'll keep them till the cows come home.
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: From where?
- Diane Gerard: What's this?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Dress.
- Dr. Webster: And who wears the dress?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Pope.
- Diane Gerard: Does anyone have any questions?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Uh, what part of body, this?
- [points to crotch]
- Diane Gerard: Oh boy.
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Oh boy!
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: [running around naming everything] Lamp, store,
- [comes upon a woman pushing a carriage]
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: baby, dress,
- [lifts up the woman's skirt]
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: underpants!