- Christopher Wooden: You could be loved by me!
- Alexandra Page: I could be loved by you.
- Christopher Wooden: You COULD be loved by me!
- Alexandra Page: I could be HURT by you!
- Alexandra Page: Work, work, work! That's all you do! Chris, you need to have some fun!
- Christopher Wooden: Fun? What's that?
- Alexandra Page: Fun! You know, starts with an F, ends in an N, has a U in the middle!
- Christopher Wooden: Oh, yeah I've heard of it.
- Alexandra Page: I didn't even read the questions, I just took a number 2 pencil and filled in the bubbles as fast as I could!
- Christopher Wooden: What did you put for sex?
- Alexandra Page: Occasionally.
- Alexandra Page: I can't help the way I am. I don't know why I do the things I do. You just have to trust me on that!