Patrick Dempsey credited as playing...
Randy Bodek
- Randy Bodek: I've been having nightmares.
- Kyoko Bruckner: About what?
- Randy Bodek: Husbands.
- Kyoko Bruckner: Me, too.
- Alex Barnett: [seeing Randy rejected] For what it's worth, I thought she made a big mistake. It took a lot of nerve to go up to a complete stranger like that and ask her out. I admire that.
- Randy Bodek: Thanks. I have to go kill myself now. Excuse me.
- Randy Bodek: Ah, you... you want me to fix you a... drink or somethin'?
- Dr. Joyce Palmer: If I wanted a drink I would have hired a bartender!
- Dr. Joyce Palmer: I know this is probably against your professional code, but can I ask you a personal question?
- Randy Bodek: Sure.
- Dr. Joyce Palmer: Well, it's just that... this isn't what I imagined. I... was angry and I wanted to get back at my husband, and I guess I kind of expected sort of a Wham, Bam, Thank You, Ma'am, but... you're not like that at all.
- Nurse Darlene: Multiple fractures. Internal hemorrhaging. We need immediate x-rays.
- Reed Palmer: Too late for that. We've got to open him right up.
- Nurse Darlene: Whatever you say, Dr. Palmer.
- Randy Bodek: Doctor...? Dr. Pa... Dr. Reed Palmer?
- Reed Palmer: That's right, Randy. I believe you know my wife.
- Reed Palmer: [restraining anesthesiologist] No anesthetic!
- Randy Bodek: [handing over a ruined boxed pizza] You've got to deliver this to the Wilshile Motel, room 214.
- Tony: But it is all broken. The tip will be very small.
- Jenny Gordon: Just take me to the bus station.
- Randy Bodek: Okay. Okay. I just have to make one stop first.
- Jenny Gordon: Where?
- Randy Bodek: Well, I've got to save my parents' marriage.
- [Diane overhears Randy on the phone with Jenny but thinks he's on the phone with a gay lover]
- Randy Bodek: I want another chance. My life is a mess without you. Yeah, I know. I'm not ashamed of you. I'm proud. I'm gonna tell my parents about you. And I really want them to meet you.
- Randy Bodek: Jen? Yeah, uh, well... I've been doin' a lot of thinkin' 'bout what you said back at school, about how I, uh, don't know how to treat a woman. Well, you're right but, you know, I am workin' on it.