Jerry O'Connell credited as playing...
Young Ralph
- [Randy desperately has to go to the bathroom]
- Randy: [whining] Mom, I can't undo my knot; I have to go!
- Ralph's Mother: Ralph, would you help your brother?
- Ralph: For crying out loud! OK, runt, let's go!
- Ralph's Mother: Don't you think we better stop and get gas? The gauge is pointing at the E.
- Old Man: Look, don't worry. I'm waiting for a Texas Royal Supreme Blue station.
- Ralph's Mother: What for?
- Old Man: [proudly] They sponsor the White Sox games.
- Ralph: [cut to Ralph and the Old Man hiking down the road, carrying a gas can] Gee whiz, Dad.
- Old Man: Ah, shut up. No one asked you to come.
- [Ralph doesn't say a word]
- Old Man: I don't wanna hear no more talkin'.
- Ralph the Man: For an hour something had been nagging at my mind. Something bad. Now I realized what it was.
- Ralph: Dad?
- Ralph the Man: I had to tell him. There was no way out.
- Ralph: Dad?
- Old Man: Yeah?
- Ralph: Uh, Dad?
- Old Man: Yeah, what do you want?
- Ralph: I forgot all the fishing tackle. I left it in the garage.
- Old Man: You did what?
- Ralph: I left it in the garage when Randy went back.
- Old Man: What next?
- Ralph the Man: He was soon to get the answer to that one.