Joe Mantegna credited as playing...
Joe
- [Alice and Joe have taken Chinese herbs that make them invisible. A cab pulls up to the curb, the back door opens by itself, and they get out]
- Joe: Geez, nothing shocks these New York cab drivers!
- [explaining to Alice why he wants to have an affair with her]
- Joe: There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
- Alice: Is that where you where you met your wife? In commercials?
- Joe: Yeah, exactly. We were doing a spot for some detergent.
- Alice: Detergent.
- Joe: It was love at first sight. Christ, within half an hour we were making love in the ladies' room. Oh, excuse me.
- Alice: No, that's fine. You have a very charming way of telling things.
- Alice: This is a big step for me. I just feel - shouldn't it happen more gradually or something?
- Joe: Well, it hasn't exactly been rushed.
- Alice: Been rushed? Well, I don't know. It feels rushed. It feels rushed. I've been married now 15 years. I probably I'm just out of practice or something.
- Joe: It's not like juggling. You don't have to practise.