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Girlfriend from Hell (1989)

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Girlfriend from Hell

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  • Maggie: Well, I suppose I should go hunt them down one by one and kill them - God, this is getting so boring!
  • Mother Superior: Why are you carrying this weapon, Sister Franks?
  • Sister Franks: Protection, Mother Superior.
  • Mother Superior: Protection, against what?
  • Sister Franks: Violence.
  • Chaser: She's the *devil* - it doesn't count.
  • Waiter: Good evening. Would anybody like a drink before you have dinner?
  • Alice: Yeah, how about a...!
  • Maggie: How about three more bottles of your best red wine this one's almost gone!
  • Alice: Maggie, I don't like red wine!
  • Maggie: Who said anything about YOU I ordered for myself!
  • Diane: Maggie, when did you start drinking?
  • Maggie: Look, just bring one bottle of everything and we'll sort it out later!
  • Waiter: Certainly. Would that be all?
  • Maggie: YES...!
  • Maggie: You hoo... People it's me. I'm coming to get you so get really really scared!
  • Rocco: Aww... What a nice sweater. Thanks, Alice.
  • Maggie: Who brought this?
  • Alice: I did. It's Rocco's present.
  • Maggie: Oh, SHIT! I forgot to get the birthday boy a present.
  • Diane: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass bitch!
  • Maggie: Come on chicken, right now, come on!
  • Diane: You're a slut, man!
  • Freda: I have to go to the bathroom.
  • Chaser: Trust a woman to wanna take a leak right in the middle of a devil hunt.
  • Freda: Well how was I to know the devil would show up?
  • Maggie: Fuck this. I should have been a movie star.
  • Chaser: She's probably with that blonde guy from 'Animal House'.

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