Robert De Niro credited as playing...
James Conway
- Jimmy Conway: [after Tommy shoots Spider dead] What's the fucking matter with you? What - what is the fucking matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doing? What are you, a fucking sick maniac?
- Tommy DeVito: How do I know you're kidding? What do you mean you're kidding? You breaking my fucking balls?
- Jimmy Conway: I'm fucking kidding with you! You fucking shoot the guy?
- Henry Hill: He's dead.
- Tommy DeVito: Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot.
- Anthony Stabile: How could you miss at this distance?
- Tommy DeVito: What? You got a problem with what I did, Anthony?
- Anthony Stabile: No.
- Tommy DeVito: Fucking rat anyway. His family's all rats. Would've grown up to be a rat.
- Jimmy Conway: Stupid bastard. I can't fucking believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fucking thing up. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fucking lime. You're gonna do it.
- Tommy DeVito: Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fucking hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll dig the fucking hole. Where are the shovels?
- Spider: Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy?
- Jimmy Conway: [stunned silence] Whoa! Can't believe what I just heard. Hey, Spider, here. This is for you.
- [puts money on the table]
- Jimmy Conway: Attaboy! I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody.
- Jimmy Conway: I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
- Tommy DeVito: We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.
- Jimmy Conway: [Speaking through a mouth full of pasta] The hoof.
- Tommy DeVito: It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.
- Jimmy Conway: Yeah.
- Vinnie: Yeah.
- Jimmy Conway: Who's this?
- Vinnie: This is Vinnie.
- Jimmy Conway: Vinnie, what happened?
- Vinnie: Well we-...
- Jimmy Conway: You get it straightened out?
- Vinnie: No, we had a problem... and uh, we tried to do everything we could.
- Jimmy Conway: What do you mean?
- Vinnie: Well, you know what I mean. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it.
- [pause]
- Vinnie: That's it.
- Jimmy Conway: What do you mean? What do you mean? Uh...
- Vinnie: He's gone. Uh, he's gone.
- [pause]
- Vinnie: And that's it.
- Jimmy Conway: [smashing telephone] Fuck. Can't fucking believe that, can't fucking...
- Jimmy Conway: [Crying] Fuck it, fuck... the fuck...
- [Henry exits diner]
- Henry Hill: What happened?
- Jimmy Conway: They whacked him. They fucking whacked him.
- Henry Hill: Aw, fuck.
- [Jimmy kicks the phone booth down]
- Jimmy Conway: Motherfucker!
- [pushes over phone booth]
- Jimmy Conway: [Cries]
- Jimmy Conway: [Frenchy is describing a large shipment of cash at Idlewild Airport to Jimmy and Henry] What about the security?
- Frenchy: Security? You're looking at it.
- Billy Batts: Hey Jimmy! What's right is right. You understand what I'm talking about?
- Jimmy Conway: It's all right. It's all right.
- Billy Batts: No. The kid's over here. We're hugging and kissing over here. And two minutes later, he's acting like a fucking jerk.
- Jimmy Conway: No, no, no, no, no. You insulted him a little bit. You got a little bit out of order yourself.
- Billy Batts: No, I didn't insult him. I didn't insult him.
- Jimmy Conway: I'm sorry. You insulted him a little bit.
- Billy Batts: No, I didn't insult nobody. Give us a drink. Give us a drink.
- Billy Batts: Give us a drink. And give some to those Irish hoodlums down there.
- Jimmy Conway: There's only one Irishman in here.
- Billy Batts: On the house. Salud.
- Jimmy Conway: Top of the morning.
- Tommy DeVito: [Henry, Jimmy and Tommy are digging up Billy Batts' decomposed corpse. Henry is vomiting from the stench, while the others don't appear to be bothered] Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will you? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us.
- [Jimmy and Tommy laugh while Henry vomits]
- Jimmy Conway: Oh, hey, Henry, Henry! Here's an arm!
- Henry Hill: Very funny, guys.
- Jimmy Conway: Here's a leg!
- Tommy DeVito: Here's a wing!
- [laughs]
- Tommy DeVito: Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or you still go for the old hearts and lungs?
- Henry Hill: [Vomiting] Oh, that's so bad!
- Tommy DeVito: [Infuriated at Spider and speaking to the other card players] Hey, what's that movie that Bogart made?
- Anthony Stabile: Which one?
- Tommy DeVito: The one where he played a cowboy. He only did one.
- Anthony Stabile: Oh... ah... The Oklahoma Kid.
- Jimmy Conway: Shane?
- Tommy DeVito: Oklahoma Kid!
- Tommy DeVito: [to Jimmy] Shane...
- [They all laugh]
- Jimmy Conway: [referring to Henry and Karen] She'll never divorce him. She'll kill him, but she won't divorce him.
- Henry Hill: [Narrating] I could see for the first time that Jimmy was a nervous wreck. His mind was going in eight different directions at once.
- Jimmy Conway: Think Morrie tells his wife everything?
- Henry Hill: Morrie? Him?
- Henry Hill: [Narrating] That's when I knew that Jimmy was gonna whack Morrie. That's how it happens. That's how fast it takes for a guy to get whacked.
- Jimmy Conway: [Johnny bought an expensive pink Cadillac coupe for his wife after the Lufthansa Heist] Johnny, are you nuts? We got a million fucking bulls out there. Everybody's watching us and you get a fucking car?
- Johnny Roastbeef: It's under my mother's name. It's a wedding gift.
- Jimmy Conway: I don't give a fuck whose name it's on! Are you stupid or what? Did you hear what I said? Don't buy anything, don't get anything! Nothing big. Didn't you hear what I said? What's the matter with you?
- Johnny Roastbeef: What am I getting excited for, Jimmy?
- Jimmy Conway: Why am I getting all excited about it? Because you're gonna get us all fucking pinched, that's why! What are you, stupid? What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you?
- Johnny Roastbeef: I'm sorry, Jimmy.
- Jimmy Conway: What the fuck is the matter with you?
- Johnny Roastbeef: It's under my mother's name.
- Jimmy Conway: [exasperated while interrupting] What did you say? You being a wiseguy with me? What did I tell you? What did I tell you? You don't buy anything, you hear me? Don't buy ANYTHING!
- Johnny Roastbeef: I'm sorry.
- [to his wife]
- Johnny Roastbeef: Let's go have a drink
- Jimmy Conway: [to the other bar patrons] That fat fuck! He ought to wear a sign.
- Henry Hill: [With the suitcase open on the desk, Henry counts out stacks of cash] 35, 40, 45, 50, $60,000.
- Jimmy Conway: It's gonna be a good summer.
- Morrie: Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?
- Henry Hill: Morrie, please! You borrowed Jimmy's money, pay him.
- Morrie: I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! What am I, fucking nuts? Come on!
- Henry Hill: Are you gonna argue with Jimmy Conway? Just give him his money so we can get the fuck outta here!
- Morrie: Hey! Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em in the ear! What are you talking about? Fuck 'em in the other ear, that son of a bitch! Did I ever bust his balls? Did I? Did I? I could've jumped the dime a million times, and I wouldn't have to pay tip!
- Henry Hill: Come on, Morrie, you're talking crazy, stop it!
- Jimmy Conway: [Grabs telephone cord and chokes Morrie with it, then his wig falls off and Henry starts laughing] You got money for that fucking commercial. Fucking commercial, you don't got my money, you don't got my fucking money, huh?
- Henry Hill: Jimmy, he'll pay, he'll pay.
- Jimmy Conway: I'll fucking kill you, get the money, you fucking cocksucker, you hear me?
- [Phone rings]
- Jimmy Conway: Pay me my money.
- Morrie: Hello? Who's this? He's here.
- [Gives the phone to Henry]
- Morrie: Jimmy, I'm sorry.
- Jimmy Conway: Yeah? You should be sorry. Don't fucking do it again and give me the money. Give me the fucking money, You hear me? You hear me, I gotta come here and you bust my balls? Give me the fucking money.
- Morrie: Okay, Okay, Okay. I'll pay you, kid.
- Jimmy Conway: Watch this.
- Henry Hill: Ah, don't fuck with them.
- Jimmy Conway: I do it all the time. Bust their fucking balls.
- Henry Hill: Don't give 'em the satisfaction, the fucks.
- Jimmy Conway: [taps on car window of two cops following him, who had fallen asleep] Come on, fuckos, let's go for a ride.
- [he and Henry laugh]
- Jimmy Conway: Keep 'em up all night.
- Morrie: [Talking about point shaving] Oh, it was terrific, yeah. Nunzio, up in... agh!
- [Tommy stabs Morrie's brain stem from behind with an ice pick]
- Tommy DeVito: Thought he'd never shut the fuck up.
- Jimmy Conway: Ah, pain in the ass.
- Henry Hill: [Narrating] I only bought the damn guns because he wanted them, and now he didn't want them.
- Jimmy Conway: What the fuck are these? None of them fit. What's the matter with you? What, do you want me to pay for this shit? I'm not paying for it!
- Henry Hill: [Narrating] I didn't say a thing. He was so pissed off, he didn't even say goodbye.
- Jimmy Conway: Stop with those fucking drugs. They're making your mind into mush. You hear me? Take 'em back!
- Tommy DeVito: One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way and the Guy says "What do you want from me?"
- Jimmy Conway: Looks like someone we know!