- [Stone, now in spirit form, sneezes]
- Jack Moony: How can you be sick? You're dead!
- Napoleon Stone: It's psychological.
- [Moony laughs]
- Napoleon Stone: What's so funny?
- Jack Moony: A hypochondriac spook.
- Napoleon Stone: Racial prejudice I can understand, but ghost prejudice? Now that's a whole different concept.
- [after Moony has another heart attack]
- Napoleon Stone: I know we got issues, but rejecting your heart isn't going to make things easier, now is it?
- Posner's Assistant: [while transplanting Stone's heart into Moony] He's not a lawyer is he?
- Dr. Posner: Don't worry... he's too dead to sue
- Jack Moony: [holding a brown sex toy] You put it in... you take it out
- Staff Member: Would you like to tell me where it was originally?