Kevin Kline credited as playing...
Joey
- Joey Boca: I cheated on my wife.
- Priest: You committed adultery?
- Joey Boca: Yes
- Priest: How many times?
- Joey Boca: Uh... 5 times the last 2 weeks... wait, no, that's wrong... it was uh... it was uh, 4 times this week, uh... with 3 women, and uh... 3 times last week with 2 other women... wow... plus one of the women from this week was the same as last week... or maybe 2 of the women was the same... so uh... I guess that uh... makes uh... what, uh... I dunno, 7 times... I mean it was more than uh... 7 times, father, it was, it was more like uh... 10 or 12 times but, you know, it was like on uh... 7 different occasions uh... only with 5 different women uh... uh... but uh... some of the women eh... more than once uh... some of them, quite a few times uh... in fact uh... it's hard to say father, I, I didn't exactly keep count but uh... uh, let let's say a dozen times in the last 2 weeks, uh... give or take a few times...
- Lt. Larry Schooner: Jesus!
- Devo Nod: What?
- Lt. Larry Schooner: What the hell's going on here?
- Rosalie Boca: What's wrong?
- Sgt. Carlos Wiley: What is it?
- Lt. Larry Schooner: He's been shot in the head!
- Nadja: Ah!
- Rosalie Boca: Oh!
- Devo Nod: Really.
- Joey Boca: What.
- Nadja: No wonder he has headache!
- Lt. Larry Schooner: Headache? he's got a bullet in him! Carlos, get an ambulance over here right away.
- [see's Devo sneaking away]
- Lt. Larry Schooner: Devo!
- Devo Nod: ...I was gonna get a band-aid... for Joey...
- Joey Boca: Rosalie!
- Rosalie Boca: What?
- Joey Boca: I feel better now. I had a good crap. That's all I needed.