- Robot Guard: [after shooting at the Starchaser] That was just a warning shot. Reduce speed and prepare to be boarded.
- Dagg: [to Arthur] Don't bother with the shields. That bot's about to get a laser-enema.
- Arthur: [to Silica] Oh dear what have you done to me? I'm naked, put my ship back on you perverted fembot!
- Fembot: Don't you dare.
- Zygon: Thousands of years ago, on some obscure planet, a primitive chess computer was the first inorganic mind to beat man. In a few hours, I will be calling checkmate in the last such game the humans and their kind will ever play.