- Kate MacKenzie: I always thought that if my husband left me, I would just die. But he did, and I haven't.
- Kate MacKenzie: I don't know how to talk to people. I don't know who I am - what I mean anymore. I don't know what I'm doing here.
- Sunny: Hey Dad. In case you forgot, this is my mother.
- Harry: What do you mean by that?
- Sunny: Your wife! That's what I mean by that.
- Harry: Well, I sure as hell know who my wife is, yes.
- Sunny: I'd sure in hell like to know who this is.
- Harry: Well, that's Miss Minelli, in case you're - interested and if it's any of your business, which, of course, it is not.
- Sunny: Which I'm here to tell you it is.
- Harry's Neighbor: [to her son] You hear me? Eggs! And if you forget 'em one more time, I'll bust 'em over your head!
- Audrey Minelli: When I got out of bed this morning, something told me to get back in.
- Harry: Why didn't you?
- Audrey Minelli: I'm a big girl. I make my own decisions.
- Kate MacKenzie: We don't want them to think we've been fooling around.
- Harry: Maybe we do want them to...
- [pinches Kate's behind]
- Kate MacKenzie: Oh!
- Audrey Minelli: Here's to the next 50.
- Harry: Hey, you're not supposed to have heard that.
- Audrey Minelli: It's no big deal. Ronald Reagan's 70 - over.
- Harry: Yeah, but his hair's still 50.
- Sunny: Are you and Dad married or not? You never even see him anymore and he's going back on nights, Monday.
- Kate MacKenzie: Of course I see him.
- Sunny: When do you see him? For 10 minutes at six o'clock in the morning. God, you guys must be great at quickies.
- Kate MacKenzie: Sunny, don't be crude.
- Kate MacKenzie: Happy Birthday.
- Harry: I'm getting too old for this, you know.
- Kate MacKenzie: You are not - getting too old.
- Audrey Minelli: They look nice. I like that.
- Nick: You like flowers, huh?
- Audrey Minelli: Yeah. Guys giving to guys. That's nice.
- Nick: Yeah, Serbians always give flowers. We don't distinguish between men or women.
- Audrey Minelli: Yeah, I heard that.
- [laughs]
- Nick: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Alright, here's something else we do. We make our own Slivovitz, right.
- Audrey Minelli: Slivovitz?
- Audrey Minelli: He kept me up on this pedestal and he never let me down. It's okay for a statue, maybe.
- Harry: But, not for a woman.
- Audrey Minelli: Yeah.
- Harry: I can't live my life for the steel mill. It get's my time, but, it don't get my enthusiasm. What it gets out of me, it pays for.
- Harry: My buddy Nick was supposed to cover for me in case - in case she asked. So, no pain would be caused.
- Audrey Minelli: Sometimes pain needs causing - to shake everybody up.
- Harry: I'm not just a guy in a bar, you know. I love you.
- Audrey Minelli: Oh, yeah?
- Harry: Yeah.
- Audrey Minelli: Prove it. Prove it to me. Don't give me any okays any more. "It's going to be okay." You know what? It's not going to be okay. If we're going to make it, it's got to be nothing but you and me. Nothing but us. I can't take it any more. It's got to be nothing but us.
- Kate MacKenzie: Don't take it out on the child, Sunny.
- Sunny: Who's taking it out on the child? I gave her a goddamn Ding Dong!
- Audrey Minelli: What kind of a world are you living in Harry? It just doesn't work that way. You can't have cake and eat it too.
- Keith: It's tough, Harry. Mostly, it's tough on Sunny. Look, she's got to believe that her and me is worth it. And your tomcattin' around don't help. Not one fuckin' bit.
- Keith: You're drivin' my wife crazy.
- Harry: Well, you're drivin' me crazy.
- Keith: My wife is drivin' me crazy.
- Harry: You're drivin' me crazy, you know. Your wife - keep your wife out of this, alright. If we were talking about your wife, I'll do the talking.
- Keith: You want to talk about my wife?
- Harry: No, I don't! Okay?
- Kate MacKenzie: You're my best friend.
- Harry: Yeah, I know. That's not enough. We could plod along, of course we could. Everybody else has to. But, I don't. I got a chance. And she's my chance. I'm not going to give it up.
- Kate MacKenzie: What about me? Don't I deserve a chance?
- Kate MacKenzie: No, I wouldn't say he was a shit. It's just - um - I don't know, I guess - I guess something in our marriage just died. I didn't know it. He did.
- Harry: Nice shopping mall you got here. It's bigger than ours. A lot.
- Audrey Minelli: Thanks. You should see our gas station.
- Harry: Oh, I'd like to.
- Harry: I didn't think you'd come. I - I'm glad you did. But, I didn't think you would.
- Audrey Minelli: Well, I have.
- Harry: Yeah, you have.
- Audrey Minelli: [laying on top of Harry] Oh, oh. You're a sexy man, you know that?
- Harry: Oh, bull shit.
- Audrey Minelli: Yes. Yes, you are. You are. Relax.
- Harry: Listen to me, okay. You're jealous.
- Nick: I'm jealous? Jealous of who?
- Harry: Yeah. Of Audrey, that's who. Cause she has me - and me, cause I had her.
- Nick: Bull shit!
- Harry: No, no, no. That's the truth and you know it. You know, you and me, we been hanging out together like a couple of old fags for years! You see more of me than you do your wife.
- Harry: You're my round, sweet-smellin' female. I live, breathe, drink, and eat you every lousy day of my life.