Kelly LeBrock credited as playing...
Lisa
- Lisa: [22:15] You okay?
- Gary Wallace: Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!
- Lisa: Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
- Lucy Wallace: Oh Gary! Oh my God!
- Gary Wallace: Ma, I never tossed off to anything!
- Lucy Wallace: You told me you were combing your hair!
- Gary Wallace: I was! I was!
- Lisa: You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
- Lisa: [56:25] You had to be big shots didn't you. You had to show off. When are you gonna learn that people will like you for who you are, not for what you can give them. Well, in your race for power and glory, you forgot one small detail.
- Wyatt: We forgot to hook up the doll.
- Lisa: You forgot to hook up the doll.
- Lisa: [13:34] You guys created me, I didn't come from anywhere. Before you started messing around with your computer, I didn't even exist. By the way, you did an excellent job. Thank you.
- Chet: [opens a pantry door, his grandparents are in there, frozen] Hi Nanny, hi Grampy.
- Chet: [closes door and turns to everyone else] I'm not a moron, you know. I...
- Chet: [suddenly realizes] Was that my grandparents?
- Chet: [Lisa nods, Chet opens the door again] Are they dead?
- Lisa: Oh, no, they're just resting.
- Chet: What are they doing in here?
- Lisa: I put them in there. I didn't want the boys to get into trouble. Quite frankly, they weren't having a very good time at the party.
- Chet: Not having a good time? Do you think they're having a good time being catatonic in a closet?
- [the woman that Gary and Wyatt created is looking for a name]
- Gary Wallace: [15:35] How about Lisa?
- Lisa: Why Lisa?
- Gary Wallace: Why not?
- Wyatt: He used to like a girl named Lisa.
- Lisa: [smiles] Oh yeah? Old girlfriend?
- Wyatt: She kicked him in the nuts.
- Gary Wallace: [annoyed] Will you shut the hell up?
- Wyatt: [sympathetically] Look Gary, it wasn't your fault. All you said was hello to her.
- Gary Wallace: [annoyed] Look Wyatt, shut up!
- [Wyatt puts up his hands defensively, indicating that he will shut up. He looks slightly hurt by Gary's treatment of him as he was only trying to help]
- Lisa: What are you so nervous about? Everything's cool.
- Gary Wallace: EVERYTHING'S COOL! Yeah yeah. My dad's gonna castrate me. And my mother almost had like cardiac arrest. My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I'm gonna be grounded till I'm about 45. But other than that everything's great. Everything's cool. In fact things can't get any better.
- [Wyatt and Lisa are going downstairs. He looks very nervous and tense]
- Lisa: Wyatt, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're forty if you don't learn to relax. Have you tried inversion boots?