- [while gearing up for battle, every episode]
- John Grail: Let's do it.
- Wolf: Amen!
- Ice: Slow and easy...
- Harland: ...but all the way.
- Billy: To the hilt.
- Wolf: [opening narration] Sheriff Jonathan Grail was mad! We'd hit a bank in his town: Harland Pike, me - Wolfson Lucas, William Pike, and Isaiah "Ice" McAdams, known collectively as "The Pike Gang." Grail had once been partners in crime with the four of us, but now all bets were off. The showdown was interrupted, however, by the Almighty, who sent us all sailing into the 20th century. And what a century it is! But we weren't what you'd call "ordinary men," so we dug in, tried to adapt, and started a detection agency to put beans on the table... and in the process, ran head on into Deputy Maggie Randall. Things may be different this century, but there's plenty of work to be done because one thing's bound to be true: the bad hombres will always outnumber the good.