Kyle MacLachlan credited as playing...
Jeffrey Beaumont
- Frank Booth: Hey, you wanna go for a ride?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: No, thanks.
- Frank Booth: No, thanks? What does that mean?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't wanna go.
- Frank Booth: Go where?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: For a ride.
- Frank Booth: A ride! Now that's a good idea!
- Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
- Frank Booth: [shouting] Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
- Sandy Williams: I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert.
- Jeffrey Beaumont: Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.
- Sandy Williams: You're not going back to her apartment?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: Yeah.
- Sandy Williams: Jeffrey, why?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: I'm seeing something that was always hidden. I'm involved in a mystery. I'm in the middle - of a mystery. And it's all secret.
- Sandy Williams: You like mysteries that much?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: Yeah. You're a mystery. I like you - very much.
- Sandy Williams: Oh, yeah?
- [Jeffrey kisses Sandy]
- Sandy Williams: Jeffrey, don't. Please.
- Dorothy Vallens: Why are you here? What do you want?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: I, um...
- Dorothy Vallens: I looked for you in my closet tonight. It's crazy, I know. I don't know where you come from.
- Dorothy Vallens: What's your name?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: Jeffrey
- Dorothy Vallens: Jeffrey what?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: Jeffrey Nothing.
- Frank Booth: What are you looking at?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: Nothing.
- Frank Booth: Don't you look at me, fuck!
- [whispering]
- Frank Booth: I shoot when I see the whites of the eyes.
- Jeffrey Beaumont: See that clock on the wall? In five minutes you are not going to believe what I've told you.
- Paul: You ever been to pussy heaven?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: [nervous tone] No.
- Frank Booth: What did he say?
- Paul: [sarcastic tone] He said, "Uh, no."
- Raymond: Nope. Never been to pussy heaven.
- [All laugh]
- Jeffrey Beaumont: Man I like Heineken! You like Heineken?
- Sandy Williams: Uh- Well, I've never really had a Heineken before.
- Jeffrey Beaumont: You never had a Heineken before?
- Sandy Williams: My dad drinks Bud.
- Jeffrey Beaumont: King of beers.
- Frank Booth: Here's to Ben!
- [Frank punches Jeffrey in the face]
- Frank Booth: Say, "Here's to Ben."
- Jeffrey Beaumont: [scared to death] Here's to Ben.
- Frank Booth: Be polite!
- [Jeffrey comes to the breakfast table with a badly bruised face]
- Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't want to talk about it.
- Mrs. Beaumont: But...
- Jeffrey Beaumont: Everything is okay, I just don't want to talk about it.
- Aunt Barbara: But sometimes it's good to talk things over Jeffrey. For instance, they say that many marriages are saved by people...
- Jeffrey Beaumont: Aunt Barbara, I love you but you're gonna get it.
- [describing Frank to Detective Williams]
- Jeffrey Beaumont: Frank... is a very sick and dangerous man.
- Frank Booth: Here today...
- Raymond: [threatening Jeffrey with his switchblade] Gone tomorrow.
- Hunter: Ha, ha! You tell him Raymond!
- Paul: That don't scare me!
- [Paul turns towards Jeffrey]
- Paul: I'm Paul. What's your name?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: Jeffrey.
- Paul: Hmmmm...
- [looks Jeffrey weirdly in the eyes as he walks away; later he comes back]
- Paul: I'm Paul!
- Dorothy Vallens: [Jeffrey and Dorothy are in bed having sex] What do you want to do?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: I'm doing it.
- Dorothy Vallens: Are you a bad boy?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: What do you mean?
- Dorothy Vallens: Do you want to do bad things? Anything. Anything.
- Jeffrey Beaumont: What do you want?
- Dorothy Vallens: I want you to hurt me.
- Jeffrey Beaumont: No. I told you. I don't want to hurt you. I want to help you. I think I know some of what is happening to you. Dorothy? Frank has your husband and son. Dorothy? Doesn't he? You have to do something Dororthy. Go the police.
- Dorothy Vallens: [Dorothy pushes herself to the headboard] No police! No police!
- Frank Booth: Who are you?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: I'm... just a neighbor.
- Frank Booth: What's your name, neighbor?
- Jeffrey Beaumont: Jeffrey.
- Dorothy Vallens: He's a good kid, Frank.
- Frank Booth: [to Dorothy] Shut the fuck up!