Peter O'Toole credited as playing...
Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes
- Terry Hamlin: It is so lovely here.
- Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes: I hate beauty. Do you realize how boring it gets looking at beauty day in and day out? Anyway, it can't last much longer.
- Terry Hamlin: Are you always this cheerful in the morning?
- Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes: Either the Americans will move in and turn it into Miami Beach, or the Cubans and Russians will come and turn the whole island into bloody Albania. There really is no hope. Islands like St. Nicholas make such nice missile bases, naval stations, money laundries.
- Terry Hamlin: Well if there isn't any hope why don't you leave? Go to New York or London?
- Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes: No. If the world is going to hell in a bucket, I want to hold the handle.
- Jack Moniker: Your Excellency. You're looking elegant this evening. Why are we graced with your imperial presence?
- Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes: The fact is, one can smell the suntan oil and the frying female flesh right across the island. I was curious to see what was going on at this perverted passion pit you're running here. This orgy bin. Whatever you call this drug-crazed nipple ranch.
- Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes: My dear young lady, unlike you, I have not spent my life cruising from discotheque to discotheque with my arse hanging out of a french cut bathing suit.
- Phillipa Lloyd: Well, you're missing all the fun, aren't you?
- Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes: I suspect you're right.
- Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes: [to Terry, who's looking up in astonishment as he rises to acknowledge being introduced as Governor] It's my job.