- Dennis Powell: We're gonna die, Spence! We're gonna die!
- Spence Holden: No we're not...
- Dennis Powell: I still have orders!
- Dennis Powell: Why's she called The Hummer?
- Spence Holden: She can't whistle while she works so she hums.
- Claudia Pazzo: [Knocks on door and Spence opens it] Good evening.
- Spence Holden: Boy, it sure looks that way. Can I take your coat?
- Claudia Pazzo: Sure.
- [Sheds fur coat and walks into the bedroom wearing only panties]
- Spence Holden: All right, you've got to distract them.
- Dennis Powell: I'VE got to?
- Spence Holden: So I can place the bet.
- Dennis Powell: They're looking for YOU! You're the perfect attention-getter!
- Spence Holden: You don't care if I get killed?
- Dennis Powell: I don't want ANYBODY getting killed, starting with ME!
- Ellen Frankenthaler: Will that be check or cash?
- Spence Holden: Well... how much are we talking about, here?
- Ellen Frankenthaler: Ten thousand.
- Spence Holden: Whoah, come on, sweetheart. That's a little high, don't you think?
- Ellen Frankenthaler: I'm really not at liberty to say.
- Spence Holden: Well, if YOU'RE not at liberty...
- Dennis Powell: Wait a minute, wait a minute. I don't think you two are talking about the same thing.
- Ellen Frankenthaler: What are you talking about?
- Spence Holden: No, no. What are YOU talking about?
- Ellen Frankenthaler: The piano.
- Spence Holden: What piano?
- Ellen Frankenthaler: The one that Mr. Powell just purchased.
- Spence Holden: WHAT?
- Dennis Powell: I was afraid of that...
- Spence Holden: [Spence has snuck up to Claudia's bedroom to surprise her] Good morning!
- [Claudia wakes up startled]
- Spence Holden: [Spence holds up her panties] In your rush you forgot these.
- Maurice 'Binky' Drundza: [on phone] Ah, hello, boss?
- [Spence drives by and demolishes Binky's car door]
- Maurice 'Binky' Drundza: YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH! No, no, no, no, no, boss! Not you! Not you! I would NEVER say anything like that to you!