Gilda Radner credited as playing...
Vickie Pearle
- Aunt Kate: Where's Francis Jr.?
- Francis Abbot Sr.: I don't know, Kate. He told me he was coming up this afternoon. I thought sure he'd be here in time for dinner.
- Aunt Kate: One of my dresses is missing. Has he been at it again?
- Francis Abbot Sr.: No!
- [stammering]
- Francis Abbot Sr.: Uh, n-n-no no I.
- Francis Abbot Sr.: [explaining to Vickie] My son does this wonderful impression of Aunt Kate. He's got her voice down to a tee. And well, sometimes he likes to, uh, put on one of Aunt Kate's dresses to entertain at family gatherings.
- Vickie Pearle: I see.
- Francis Abbot Sr.: [upbeat] Oh, you should have seen him last Christmas. Such fun.
- Aunt Kate: [sarcastic] Yes. And when the police dragged him out of the ladies room at Sach's Fifth Avenue, *that* was fun.
- Larry Abbot: Honey, is my tie straight?
- Vickie Pearle: Your tie's fine.
- Larry Abbot: Yeah, but is it straight?
- Vickie Pearle: I love your lipstick, what's it called?
- Sylvia: Pink Passion!
- [they laugh awkwardly]
- Vickie Pearle: Well quit passion it around!
- Pfister: I am Pfister, the family butler.
- Larry Abbot: Yes! And I am that little boy you used to bathe and tuck into bed and bring warm milk and cookies to, just before you kissed me goodnight.
- Pfister: May I have your name please?
- Larry Abbot: My name?
- Vickie Pearle: Is he kidding?
- Pfister: Come in, Mr. Kidding. *I'll* take the bags.
- Charles: [noticing that Vickie has seen the phone line is dead] Larry's not the only actor in the family
- Vickie Pearle: You murdering skunk
- Vickie Pearle: [shrugs as he dons black gloves] I'm just trying to earn a buck
- Larry Abbot: Now if anything frightens you. Anything at all. You just holler.
- Vickie Pearle: [screams] Just practising.
- Vickie Pearle: Say, did'ja hear what the bug said to the windshield?
- Larry Abbot: What?
- Vickie Pearle: That's me all over.