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Walter Matthau and Wladyslaw Komar in Pirates (1986)

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Pirates

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  • The Frog - Jean-Baptiste: Gold would be your ruin, Captain. It would cost us our heads.
  • Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red: It's easier to live without a head than without gold, you numbskull!
  • The Frog - Jean-Baptiste: I fight for hatred of the Spanish! I fight for glory; not gold.
  • Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red: Man fights for what he lacks the most!
  • Don Alfonso de la Torré: I fear we have no vanilla.
  • Padre: Confess your sins, my son, and receive forgiveness before the Almighty.
  • Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red: Well, Padre. I once had a mind to eat the Frog.
  • Padre: God placed the beasts upon the Earth for man's sustenance, my son. Come now; what else besides?
  • Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red: Beggin' your pardon, but that's the Frog standing alongside.
  • [Nods toward his French shipmate]
  • Padre: Well, now. That is another matter entirely...
  • Captain Linares: Why was I born a Spaniard and not an Aztec? Why, Padre, are there never answers to the questions that truly matter? Why?
  • Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red: Holy poker! You son of a double-eyed whore from the reeking gutters of Rotterdam!

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