Dan Hedaya credited as playing...
Captain Logan
- Captain Logan: You're gonna what?
- Danny Costanzo: Quit. Leave. Depart. Vamoose. Amscray.
- Ray Hughes: Retire! This is our official 30 day notice.
- Captain Logan: Let me tell you something. When you've been cops this long, you are not fit for anything else. What are you gonna do, open a bar?
- Ray Hughes: [gives Danny a sidelong glance] We're looking for some new career challenges.
- Danny Costanzo: Yeah, something with a future.
- Captain Logan: Show me another career they let you shoot people.
- Captain Logan: [to Ray and Danny] Hey! That jumper yesterday? Just got a flash from the coroner on the cause of death!
- Danny Costanzo: Oooh, let me guess. Deceleration trauma.
- Ray Hughes: Cement poisoning.
- Captain Logan: He drowned.
- Danny Costanzo: Oh, poor guy couldn't swim or fly, huh?
- Captain Logan: You had to be rescued like a couple of rookies. Maybe you need a rest.
- Ray Hughes: We don't need a rest.
- Captain Logan: Well, I need a rest from you. I'm approving your request for vacation.
- Danny Costanzo: No! We got too much goin' on!
- Captain Logan: [chuckles] You know, it's a very bad sign when a cop thinks that Chicago will fall apart without him. You're on vacation, effective now.
- Ray Hughes: We're not goin'!
- Captain Logan: Let me tell you something. If I find you in the city, I'm gonna have you arrested. If you step one foot in this station house, I'm gonna have you shot.
- Captain Logan: I hear you two watched 'em mop up the pancake today.
- Danny Costanzo: Hi, Captain.
- Captain Logan: You two weren't, uh, interrogating a suspect up on the roof, were you?
- Ray Hughes: We got an alibi, Captain. Snake, tell him where we were or we'll kill you, too.
- Captain Logan: Your pal Gonzales is back on the street.
- Danny Costanzo: What?
- Captain Logan: He made bail. And if he gets the right lawyer, he probably is gonna go free. Right now, he's a private citizen, just like you two wanna be.
- Ray Hughes: Private citizen? The man shot Snake in front of four police officers!
- Captain Logan: You witnessed him pull the trigger?
- Captain Logan: You two may be quitting too late instead of too early. I have seen it before: short timers' disease. You're already looking forward to the good times. You're getting careful, aren't you?
- Ray Hughes: We are not!
- Danny Costanzo: What's wrong with being careful?
- Captain Logan: Careful gets you killed in this line of work. You think about getting shot and you get shot.