Patrice Martinez credited as playing...
Carmen
- Conchita: [El Guapo has kidnapped Carmen and taken her to his fortress] Carmen, tonight you are to be El Guapo's woman. I am going to give you some hints about lovemaking with El Guapo.
- Carmen: I would rather die first!
- Conchita: Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?
- Carmen: [Carmen shakes her head, trembling slightly with fear] No...
- Conchita: Good! Neither does El Guapo.
- Dusty Bottoms: Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress.
- Carmen: And that you have done. Now what?
- Dusty Bottoms: Well, we really don't have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things.
- Rodrigo, Carmen: [Carmen and Rodrigo have entered the telegraph office to send a telegram to the Three Amigos to enlist their help with El Guapo] Three Amigos, Goldsmith Pictures, Hollywood California...
- Telegrapher: [nods as he is typing]
- Carmen: We have seen your deeds, and think you are very great.
- Telegrapher: ... seen your deeds...
- [continues typing]
- Carmen: We can pay you... One Hundred Thousand Pesos.
- Rodrigo: One Hundred Thousand Pesos?
- [telegrapher stops typing]
- Rodrigo: We do not have a hundred thousand pesos!
- Carmen: Don't worry Rodrigo, they will refuse it. But it would be an insult, not to offer it to them.
- Telegrapher: [nods head, continues to type]
- Carmen: One Hundred Thousand Pesos, if you come to Santo Poco, and put on a show of your strength, and stop the... the...
- Rodrigo: Evil! Murdering!...
- Carmen: Villaneous, El Guapo. So that once again, we can be, a peaceful village.
- Telegrapher: [nods as he finishes typing] Whew.
- [wipes his brow, grabs a pencil and counts the words to determine the price]
- Telegrapher: 23 pesos.
- [he smiles]
- Carmen: [looks to Rodrigo. Rodrigo looks at the cash, looks back to Carmen and shakes his head no] We only have... ten.
- Telegrapher: Hm. Okay, I give you the ten peso version!
- [begins to mark through some of the words]
- Telegrapher: You are very great! One Hundred Thousand Pesos, if you come to Santo Poco, put on show, stop the...
- [looks at the telegram, then looks up in thought, then back to Carmen]
- Telegrapher: I put, infamous, El Guapo!
- Carmen: Infamous?
- Telegrapher: Si!
- [Spanish for "yes"]
- Telegrapher: ! It means, evil, murdering, all like you said! And it will save you money!
- Carmen: Oh, thank you!
- Telegrapher: Como no!
- [Spanish for "of course". He begins to enter the message via morse code to its destination]
- Telegrapher: .