The Bold and the Beautiful

I used to like the show but the way it's drawn out with this soap and the Hope/baby story is boarding on absurdity. Week after week goes by and finally someone gets a conscience to tell the truth and then they change their mind. Are the creators and writers of this program so unimaginative that they can't come up with the new storyline, and therefore drag this on and on and on for months? I used to watch it faithfully but now I just tune in once in a great while to see if the truth has come out., but no dice. I guess maybe that'll happen when the kid goes to college. End this stupid storyline and get on with it!!!!

My wife watches this religiously.

I am an Aussie tradie, I get home from work and this is on the TV.

I collapse on the couch, check out E mails, Facebook, whatever. I am in no way 100% checked in on the show, but am quite familiar with the characters, occasionally I will piss myself laughing at the plot.

My wife gets angry, apparently it's not a comedy. But seriously people at times it's got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

I love Bill's shirts; gotta get me some of them. Brooke had to be a working girl at some stage, probably employed Stephi, the murderous skank. All good though, we have Liam, apparently male, but hey far be it from me to suggest he is the epitome of a suicidal teenage lesbian.

Sheila and her partner, is it Deegin or Deakin? Who knows, got married by Ron Howard's brother Clint. (Mind you I am still pissing myself laughing), the last time I saw him was in Gentle Ben. Anyways Hope (or is it hopeless) is still heartbroken because Thomas (or is it Thomarse) has moved on after his two rejected proposals..

Anyway the whole show is incredibly humorous, at least to me because I work for a living, and have real world issues.

If any of the intellectually disturbed oysters that write this stuff suddenly get called away, hey give me a call. I can continue the mindless dribble on offer that apparently constitutes TV 'Drama', yes I am still pissing myself laughing.

Wondering why we have seen the same story line for the last few months. I am so sick of this never ending "will they tell, and of course they will not tell: for so long now that I have made the decision that watching this show from the very first episode, I am so sick of watching every day the same story line. Think it is time to put this stupid soap behind me and move on because the show has become boring. I am switching to the game channel, watching a reruns of the game shows has to be better than this soap. Now I am down to watching just one soap, The Young and the Restless. At least they have a show I try not to miss so I can keep up, but with The Bold and the Beautiful, I missed 3 weeks and find I missed NOTHING. Sorry, but your show sucks now.

This show is a pathetic excuse for a soap opera filled with lackluster repetitive storylines and clunky dialogue. The majority of scenes are just women fighting each other over a man, losing all sense of self-respect by debasing themselves to make him happy. First it was Brooke and Taylor over Ridge and then their daughters Hope and Steffy over Liam.

Then there's the never ending slut shaming for any woman who wishes to be sexually active and nothing to be said for the men who cheat on them. There's nothing new or groundbreaking being explored, some soap operas can be used to raise awareness for important issues but all B&b wants to do is stick to the same calcified status quo it's had since the 80s and not introduce anything progressive.

..And that's maybe not the worst yet!

Since the 1950s, soap operas, in radio and TV, had their lovers. However, (Dallas) came out in (1979) to make a great effect on the TV soap operas with its wicked formula of manipulating everybody and everything just for having you on your seat for years! Watch that effect on next soaps like (Knots Landing - 1979) or (Falcon Crest - 1981). But some goods, when outlive for more than their competence, transform into envenomed!

At first, (B & B) was another, late 80s, so TV-ish, daytime soap. Namely hot, melodramatic and yeah.. boring! But after that, it turned - while keeping itself outwardly glossy - into ugly huge farce.

I can't say it's a diary of a family. I can't say it's fine thrilling melodrama. I just can say that it's a living exploitation of soap. And you know what? It's successful. So successful indeed!

(The Bold and the Beautiful), after 22 years and counting, is a real fine example of the kind of drama which some viewers need everyday like a requisite meal to satisfy their hanger; for living a romance, feeling rich, beating enemies.. etc. whatever the acting was, and whatever the manipulation is.

I somewhat caught on its formula: a sexual desire, a sinful love, a separation between 2 lovers, a wicked plot and a surprise. Then another round. Then another one. Then another with other characters, with new characters, then between the old and new characters, then between them and us maybe!, then the same formula again with the same characters afresh, going on and on, till the end of you, the end of days, or the end its time on screen (meaning: its cancellation!).

It's a perfect scheme. So loved and long-lived. But who can stand endless storylines, everlasting dialogue, the silence of the actors before cutting to another scene or commercials, and - most of all - the changing of partners?? Whoever can stand all of this, for more than 5500 episodes, I'm surely not one of them. Why is that? Because I don't have non-critic mentality, a desperate passion for melodrama, and that PATIENCE!

Speaking about the changing of partners thing, I recall a line was said by (Dean Stockwell) in one of (Quantum Leap)'s episodes talking about a soap opera: "Here Sam, everybody is sleeping with everybody!". (B & B) maybe broke this rule since in it everybody slept, sleeps, and will sleep with everybody! Sometimes I think that they have nothing to do in this world but sleeping with each other, then chatter and chatter and chatter, to re-sleep again yet with others. It's not the story of life, it's the life of very profitable story! I know that it got the power to make you sleep in front of it too!

Did its success become a curse?! I don't completely think so. Not for the actors, since they're all well-paid. Not for the viewers, since they get what they want. But maybe for the writers. These people got to write one work for over than 2 decades?? OH MY GOD! This is, in spite of all the money in the world, so heavy mission to be done. So, based on my compassion, I'll forgive them for such events like the one of my title's line which was the first thing I heard when I tried to continue watching this series again, after years of losing any interest in it (Yes, first I felt panic, thinking that the mom slept with her own son, but I understood it right later!). However, when things reach this far, I invite you to do what I already did: Change the Channel. Believe me, you'll feel so bold and beautiful after!

In the next episodes I bet you; the son will turn out to the real father of his sister, (Ridge) will turn out to be a brother of his mother, (Eric Forrester) will have a sex change operation, (Brooke) will turn into lesbian (if she didn't yet?!), and I can see the end right now; the aliens will take them all away (it kind of happened before, didn't it?!); and for that alone I'll salute the creative writers. Simply, what can a teleplay writer do.. More?!!!

Originally, as much the viewers want it, as much it gains more time on air, and so.. that's what has to happen. Though it triumphed over any jesting - even its own - already, being the most-watched soap in the world, with an audience of an estimated 26.2 million viewers in more than 110 nations. So while I believe that it is provoking sitcom; running without laughing tracks or laughing, others don't, and that's in fact what makes it provoking. But everybody got their own classics. This show is classic for some. Classic nonsense for others. GOD!, it is classic both ways!!