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Kevin Spacey, Jonathan Banks, and Ken Wahl in Wiseguy (1987)

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Wiseguy

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  • Mel Profitt: Only the toes knows.
  • Vinnie: [looking at roger's tricked out T-bird car with hidden guns in front and back]
  • Vinnie: What do you use this for?
  • Roger LoCocco: Weddings, parties, special occasions.
  • Charles Shagrass: You're McPike?
  • Frank McPike: Most of the time. I was Batman in the third grade, but that seems to be in the past.
  • Mike 'Mooch' Cacciatore: You got no cause for arrest.
  • Frank McPike: What are you, greaseball, a lawyer?
  • Mike 'Mooch' Cacciatore: Yeah, well, as a matter of fact, I am. Y'know, you grow over 6'4" and everybody automatically assumes you're brain dead. Now, I think you're too short and wimpy-looking to be a Fed, but there you are.
  • [grabs McPike's arm as he tries to leave]
  • Mike 'Mooch' Cacciatore: You arrest my client, and I'll make you wish you were a farmer rather than a Fed.
  • Frank McPike: You know you have your hand on me?
  • Sonny Steelgrave: In my neighborhood, possession is nine tenth of the law. The other ten - we don't care about.
  • Vinnie: How fast can you get me $10,000?
  • Uncle Mike: It would amaze even you.
  • Sonny Steelgrave: You're that smart. How come you're not that smart?

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