- Alberto Sinsoles: [Aiming at Franco or Franco's double with a gun] Hasn't it occurred to you to think what would happen if the Caudillo ran into you? Well, I'm going to tell you. He would immediately discover the hoax, you stupid butthead! He would realize right away that you are not him, because I know very well that when Franco...
- [Franco looks intently at Sinsoles]
- Alberto Sinsoles: when Franco looks at someone intently... he can read their thoughts and...
- [Sinsoles stands at attention]
- Alberto Sinsoles: At your command, my General!
- [suddenly aiming at his own head]
- Alberto Sinsoles: Viva Franco! Arriba España!
- [click!]
- Paulino Alonso: I have had to go three months without seeing you to understand how much I love you. Now I realize that I had gotten used to your things, your quirks, and I miss them. The breakfast coffee. That mixture of malt and chicory. The fried hake that was always whiting. The Marie biscuits after I take the mushroom.
- Emilia: Hearing together "Lo que nunca muere".
- Paulino Alonso: Original by Guillermo Sautier Casaseca and Luisa Alberca.
- Emilia: [Crying] Played in its main roles by Pedro Pablo Ayuso and Matilde Conesa.
- Paulino Alonso: Sponsored by López Furniture.
- Emilia: In Luchana Street 17 and 21, and Trafalgar number 4... Having a glass of Anís del Mono while listening to the Weekend Ride in the radio.
- Paulino Alonso: And then our own ride here in bed, like a while ago.
- Emilia: You silly!
- Francisco Franco: Spain is a barracks, so if you don't want to have headaches, do as I do: Don't get involved in politics.
- [Dressed as Franco, Paulino visits his favorite prostitute's room at a brothel, and finds her in bed with a john]
- Stranger: [Jumping out the window] Viva Franco!
- Paulino Alonso: Chuchi! My Chuchi!
- Chuchi: [Raising her hand in a Fascist greeting while naked in bed] Arriba España!
- [faints]
- Emilia: I would like to have a photo of you like this.
- Paulino Alonso: A photo of mine?
- [He takes a coin out of his pocket and puts it in her hand]
- Paulino Alonso: Here.
- Emilia: [Reading the coin's inscription] By the grace of God.
- Cura: [preaching] And the cinema. Ah, the cinema! Still alive and well in those neighborhoods, and specifically in our neighborhood, is a film about which I already said enough not long ago. A horrendous and sinful tape that has a woman's name! A name that I don't even want to pronounce.
- Paulino Alonso: [whispering to Luis next to him] Gilda.
- Cura: But you all know which one it is, and you know that whoever goes to see it sins mortally.