- Chris Hammond: How can she stand to be so close to her own body without constantly feeling herself up?
- Ginnie Armbruster: Well, well, well, who we have here?
- Dr. Jack Hammond: We have... moi. Huh, me.
- Ginnie Armbruster: You know when I first saw you a moment ago, a shiver ran down through my body. Do you think you have something to warm me up?
- Dr. Jack Hammond: You mean, like, hot chocolate?
- Ginnie Armbruster: I was thinking of something a little more personal and a lot more private.
- Dr. Jack Hammond: Private as... as in... you and me?
- Ginnie Armbruster: Can't think of anyone else I'd like to invite.
- Dr. Jack Hammond: Okay.
- Ginnie Armbruster: Okay?
- Trigger: Ahh, this place is full of nuns.
- [to Ginnie]
- Trigger: Hello there. How ya doing? The name's Trigger, as in horse, as in "hung like".
- Dr. Jack Hammond: [to Ginnie] This is... my son's friend.
- Ginnie Armbruster: Oh.
- Trigger: Yeah. Me and him are inseparable. The age difference doesn't matter because we think like an adult, and we also do...
- [Looks at Ginnie's cleavage]
- Trigger: other things like an adult.
- Ginnie Armbruster: I have to go. It's been charming to meet your son's friend.
- Trigger: Charmed's all mine.
- Ginnie Armbruster: [to Dr. Hammond] I'll be seeing you.
- Dr. Jack Hammond: Uh, sure. Anytime.
- Ginnie Armbruster: Any... time?
- Dr. Jack Hammond: Sure.
- Chris Hammond: I just got the shit kicked out of me, and it's all your fault!
- Dr. Jack Hammond: No! You just got the shit kicked out of *me*!