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The Return of the Six-Million-Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman (1987)

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The Return of the Six-Million-Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman

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  • Michael Austin: So, what are you gonna do about it?
  • Jaime Sommers: That is none of your business.
  • Michael Austin: You don't know do ya?
  • Jaime Sommers: Leave me alone, you little brat!
  • Steve Austin: What did Brubaker say about me?
  • Michael Austin: He said that the reason you gave up flying is because you left your guts on the flight deck.
  • Steve Austin: Well, punch him in the mouth.
  • Michael Austin: I did.
  • Michael Austin: Carol.
  • [runs off to find Carol]
  • Steve Austin: I can't do that.
  • Jaime Sommers: I can't do that either.
  • Steve Austin: [after Michael shoots Stenning with his laser eye] I can't do that either. You didn't kill him, did you?
  • Michael Austin: No. I can control the intensity of the beam. Bet you wish you had one.
  • Jaime Sommers: [after throwing Steve through a window] Now look what you made me do!
  • Steve Austin: Well, at least we know your bionic arm still works.
  • Jim Castillian: So, have you thought about that drink?
  • Trisha Sullivan: I've thought of nothing else.
  • Receptionist: [after looking Steve up and down] I wonder what parts are bionic?
  • Steve Austin: Well, at least you still have your sense of humor.
  • Jaime Sommers: I sure hope you had yours when you went through that window yesterday.
  • Hired Hand: [looking at Jaime] She's a lot prettier than Austin, and easier to grab.
  • Jaime Sommers: Fortress? They look like a bunch of tired mercenaries that ran out of countries to fight in.
  • Jaime Sommers: Hi. I'm Jaime Sommers. I'm your therapist. I'm also an old friend of your father's.
  • Michael Austin: You just lost 5 points.
  • Jaime Sommers: So did you.
  • Oscar Goldman: So what did you tell him?
  • Steve Austin: I gave him the basic idea. He thinks bionics are cool.
  • Hired Hand: Get into the car Ms. Summers.
  • Jaime Sommers: What a lovely invitation. I'm afraid I'm a little late for work.
  • [He opens his jacket to reveal he has a gun. She leans forward in an attempt to attack him]
  • Hired Hand: Aah, no bionic tricks or my friend over there will fire at those blind children by the van.
  • Jaime Sommers: What do you want?
  • Hired Hand: Well, if I told you it was your body you might get the wrong impression, but that's exactly what I want so get in. Now!
  • Oscar Goldman: Thirty second mile! I'm telling the Olympics committee.
  • Michael Austin: [as Jaime and Michael are walking in the park] The prisoner in Germany had his cardboard clock. I have my motorcycle. What do you do when you want to shut out the world, Doc?
  • Jaime Sommers: I run. As a matter of fact, I will race you to the end of the park.
  • Michael Austin: I'm not sure I can cruise sub-sonic anymore. I'll give you a head start.
  • Jaime Sommers: Gee, thanks. You're a pal. Bye.
  • [Jaime runs off bionically]
  • Jim Castillian: So, your the six-million dollar man.
  • Steve Austin: Probably thirty-four by now.
  • Jaime Sommers: So, how was your date last night?
  • Carol: Great! It took til desert for him to figure out I was blind. I'm so bad I asked him what it felt like to be on a real blind date.
  • Jaime Sommers: Shame on you!
  • Steve Austin: So why hasn't the aging process caught up with you Rudy? Have you been using some of these bionic parts?
  • Dr. Rudy Wells: No one will ever know.
  • Jaime Sommers: [after Michael beats her in a bionic race] I'm beginning to feel like an obsolete model.
  • Michael Austin: Why didn't you tell me?
  • Jaime Sommers: Because it's secret. And it was a long time ago. I was in a skydiving accident and your father made the same life and death decision for me. That's the closeness you feel. That's... that's what binds us together.
  • Tom Brubaker: Hey! What's shakin'? The name's Tom Brubaker.
  • Martin: Can I tell you a secret? I've never been on a blind date before. You?
  • Jaime Sommers: [shakes head no]
  • Martin: And to think your friends thought we might not be compatible.
  • Jaime Sommers: [puts her hand over her mouth and laughs into a yawn of boredom]
  • Trisha Sullivan: Don't they have any chairs where you come from Mr. Castigan? You must have been raised in the zoo.
  • Jim Castillian: That's Castillian. With two Ls.
  • [to Steve Austin]
  • Jim Castillian: She loves me. Just playing hard to get.
  • Oscar Goldman: [looking at the name of his boat] Summer Maiden. Any perticular "Summer" in mind when you named her?
  • [Steve remembers flashbacks of Jaime and himself in love]
  • Steve Austin: Guess I couldn't forget her no matter how hard I tried.
  • Oscar Goldman: How hard did you try?
  • Steve Austin: Not very hard.
  • Steve Austin: [angry] Oh, you never let go, do you Oscar?
  • Oscar Goldman: It's hard when patriotism runs in your blood.
  • Steve Austin: [more angry] You don't think that kind of patriotism runs through my veins? Didn't I give enough? Two legs, and arm and an eye?
  • Oscar Goldman: The best we ever had.
  • Steve Austin: Thanks alot. The answer is still no.
  • Michael Austin: [after Jamie throws Steve through a window] So, Dad. Nice exit. Ever use the door?
  • Steve Austin: [Michael's been thrown out a window] Nice exit, son. Ever use the door?
  • Michael Austin: Look, dad, it's a difference of opinion, just stay out of it.
  • [runs back into the fight]
  • Steve Austin: Looks like fun.
  • Jaime Sommers: [Coming down steps in Steve's charter boat] Steve.
  • Steve Austin: Yeah. Here, Jaime. I'm glad you're here. Castillian's found Fortress. They're in an abandoned glass factory. That'll be an overnight trip.
  • Jaime Sommers: Steve.
  • [Worried voice]
  • Jaime Sommers: They've taken Michael. They used my friend Carol as a hostage.
  • Steve Austin: How the Hell?
  • Jaime Sommers: Here's how?
  • [Showing Steve the legal pad]
  • Jaime Sommers: John Praiser. That's how they've stayed one step ahead of us this entire time.
  • [Steve looks at drawing of Praiser]
  • Jaime Sommers: One of my patients at the clinic identified him.
  • Steve Austin: They've also got Rudy Wells.
  • [Steve sets down pad and picks up phone]
  • Jaime Sommers: Who are you calling? Who can we trust?
  • Steve Austin: Only Oscar and Castillian. And he's too arrogant to be bought.
  • Steve Austin: ...First rule of surveillance, and that's with 2 l's.
  • Oscar Goldman: [slight chuckle] I see you've met our young Mr. Castillian.
  • Steve Austin: Just make sure you don't come in here one day and find *his* feet on *your* desk.
  • Jim Castillian: You know I'm an orphan, but if I had a father I'd want him to be just like you.
  • Steve Austin: Don't depress me kid.
  • Oscar Goldman: Jaime was in an accident, Steve. An explosion. Coming out of her concussion, she remembered everything.
  • Jaime Sommers: Why'd you hide this from me?
  • [Flashback of Steve and Jaime talking beside tree where they carved their name in it]
  • Steve Austin: I was afraid that it might bring back your memories. And your pain. Does it?
  • Jaime Sommers: No, not anymore. I really appreciate everything you've done for me, Steve. And I appreciate, uh, what we must have shared but I don't feel those feelings now. I can't remember what it was like to be in love with you.
  • Steve Austin: I understand.
  • Oscar Goldman: Steve, she now remembers.
  • Oscar Goldman: [laughing as Jaime tells him about her date with Martin] Well, it seemed like a pretty good idea at the time.
  • Jaime Sommers: What? Me running into Steve.
  • Oscar Goldman: Jaime, you're blaming yourself. Not Steve for what went wrong in Budapest.
  • [Jaime starts to walk around tree]
  • Oscar Goldman: Steve refused to return to the OSI for the same reason you gave me that day in your apartment, remember. When that National Security Board came to pick you up.
  • Jaime Sommers: [Interrupting] Oscar, what is wrong with wanting to have a normal life. to be a normal human being?
  • Oscar Goldman: I've left you alone. Don't be so defensive.
  • Jaime Sommers: Sorry.
  • Oscar Goldman: I came here to apologize for trying to get you and Steve together. I know what Chris Williams' death mean to you. I wanted to tell Steve everything, but I was under orders not too. Don't blame Steve. He's carrying enough guilt for both of you. If you want to blame someone, try me.
  • Jaime Sommers: I thought a lot about Steve when I was in the hospital.
  • [Walking back around tree]
  • Jaime Sommers: When the concussion was wearing off, it was, uh,
  • [sniffs]
  • Jaime Sommers: It was like I had walked into a room that was crowded with memories. But they were all just acquaintances. I mean, I knew them, but they were only familiar. And, uh, then someone walked in and opened a blind and there was light. And I could see
  • [voice quivering]
  • Jaime Sommers: all the faces and I could remember. Everything.
  • [Crying]
  • Jaime Sommers: You knew I was going to remember about me and Steve, didn't you?
  • Oscar Goldman: Yeah. What are you going to do about it?
  • Jaime Sommers: Try not to throw him through another window. I don't know.
  • Steve Austin: [Steve catches up to Jaime as she tries to walk past him] Jaime
  • Jaime Sommers: Oh, Steve. My goodness Hi. How are you.
  • [Steve remembers Jaime riding a horse and eating pizza with him]
  • Jaime Sommers: Steve. I really wish I could stay and talk with you. But I can't right now. I'm sorry.
  • Steve Austin: I know it's been a long time.
  • Jaime Sommers: Yes, it has been a long time. My date is waiting for me out in the parking lot. I better get to him before he cons the parking kid out of his tip.
  • Steve Austin: Jaime.
  • Jaime Sommers: You know I really thought I knew what I was going to say to you when I saw you again. Now you're here and I'm here and I don't. So, goodbye.
  • [Jaime starts to leave]
  • Steve Austin: [Steve stops Jaime in front of the window] Hey, wait. Wait. Wait just a minute. Hey Jaime. Give me 5 minutes. There's somebody I want you to meet.
  • Jaime Sommers: Blonde or brunette?
  • Steve Austin: Come on. It's not what you think.
  • Jaime Sommers: It doesn't matter what I think.
  • Steve Austin: That was never true.
  • Jaime Sommers: Steve. I just can't deal with you right now. You know. You know you retreated inside yourself. No contacts. No friends. And when somebody needed you, you didn't care.
  • Steve Austin: What are you talking about?
  • Jaime Sommers: That's fine, okay. Just stay there. Obviously, you don't need anyone but yourself.
  • [Jaime turns to leave]
  • Steve Austin: Jaime.
  • [Steve grabs her right arm]
  • Jaime Sommers: Please let go of me!
  • Steve Austin: No!
  • Jaime Sommers: Let go!
  • [Jaime pulls her arm away but Steve hangs on and she bionically throws him through the window]
  • Jaime Sommers: Now look what you made me do.
  • Steve Austin: Look, I abandoned his mother and deserted him. Would you talk to a father who did that?
  • Oscar Goldman: Well, I'm sure he cares about you, I mean, you put him through school. You called your sister-in-law every night to find out how he was? Just guessing. You do remember telling me that he lived with your sister-in-law in Seattle?
  • Steve Austin: When did I tell you that?
  • Oscar Goldman: In France. Don't you remember that night? We were surrounded in that chateau and Stenning was throwing grenades at us.
  • Steve Austin: Oh, yeah, that's right. How do we ever get out of any of those things?
  • Oscar Goldman: I don't know. How do we ever get out of any of those things?
  • Lyle Stenning: So, you're Steve Austin's son.
  • Michael Austin: Just a microchip off the old block.
  • Steve Austin: They're all so young.
  • Jim Castillian: Yes, we are, and not easily impressed. Do something bionic.
  • Steve Austin: What do you have in mind?
  • Jim Castillian: Um... Run to the end of the room and back with the flick of an eyelash? Leap a computer bank with a single bound? Maybe just bend an iron bar?
  • Steve Austin: Look, I don't do circus tricks.
  • Jim Castillian: Go on, give the new kids on the block a treat. I mean, they need something to relieve the boredom.
  • Steve Austin: Isn't Fortress doing a good enough job of that?
  • Jim Castillian: Oh, that's right. You're the expert on this mercenary group, aren't you? The man who put Lyle Stenning away 10 years ago. What, are you coming to our rescue, Colonel?

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