- Superintendant Pang: Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.
- Tequila: [Tequila's pants leg is on fire and a baby he's holding urinates down Tequila's leg, causing the fire to go out] You saved the day there, you little pisspot. Thanks a lot.
- Johnny Wong: [Handing Alan a gun] We either conquer the world or you kill me tonight with this gun.
- Alan: I have my own.
- Alan: When I'm a Triad, the cops want to kill me and when I'm a cop, everyone wants to kill me! I'm a scared man.
- Alan: Have you got a cop called Vodka?
- Superintendant Pang: He's called Tequila. He's a tough cop.
- Alan: I don't care who he is, tell him to back off. He'll ruin everything. Do you want to go to another funeral!
- Tequila: [to Alan] I hate in-house funerals. I write all the music each time. A cop dies, and I have to play a tune for him. I really don't want to do that for you.
- Johnny Wong: A cop's just a human being with a gun. He's not immortal. They've got guns. So have we. They just have .38s. Puh.
- Johnny Wong: The hard-boiled cop. You made it. Each side's lost some guys. We're about even so far. But when I kill this one, I win!
- Mad Dog: You know what I hate? Two groups of people: fucking cops and creeps who betray their old bosses.