Samurai Vampire Bikers from Hell

I watched it for a podcast. It is an awful movie. Badly filmed, acted and edited. At points you can literally hear the cameraman breathing heavily off screen after they had to walk and film at the same time. On multiple occasions actors seem to forget their lines or forget other people have a line, and start speaking over them, stop, then speak when it's their turn. This isn't edited out.

The script is laughable. The fight scenes are hilariously weak. It's like a high school drama class filmed the play they came up with that week.

It is so, so, so bad.

Bruce Lee, the man behind the concept of modern martial arts movies, is today, years and years after his death, known as a symbol of freedom, love, passion, drama and making art out of kicks, punches and brawls.

And i believe, and know, that Scott "The Man" Shaw, in a couple of years will hit the big silver screen, and become a star in the hall of fame.

This movie isn't just kick ass movie, its a expression, and will always be my favorite kung-fu movie, ever and ever.

If you liked "Enter The Dragon", "Ong Bak", "Street Fighter" and "Kill Bill", you will certainly love, and live, this movie.

Samurai Vampire Bikers from Hell is an awesome film. It is as simple as that. Why? Well, there are all of these very cool characters. The lead actor with the long blonde hair is a serious hottie. It is shot in some great locations, like this old Asian cemetery. Plus, there is tons of great martial arts in it. I think the filmmakers really produced this movie to be a tongue-in-cheek comedy, as there is some really funny dialogue in it though it is acted out like it is suppose to be serious. So, I give the actors and the filmmakers an A+ for pulling it off so convincingly. This movie is a must-see for the cult film or martial art film enthusiasts.

Vomitously bad. The wooden style of Acting, ego-enriched dialog, and generic fight choreography means this is headed straight for the garbage pile.

Admittedly, seeing the title of this film, one could be forgiven for assuming it to be deliberately humorous, and worthy of sitting in the same stable as the works of Troma, and Tarantino's god awful latter work - yet this manages to lower the bar to almost subterranean levels: this film is so incredibly awful the Moorlocks would move to the 'burbs..

The redeemable part of this film is the beauteous bevy of sexually ambiguous young ladies suitably fanged (another cliché, but great to watch), and a film this bad allows one to further deter watching films created by this group of people again.

The sky is the limit - HOWEVER, considering this garbage, there was never any risk of this being further air pollution.

AVOID.

(AND having read OTHER comments comparing Zen's work to Bruce Lee's, seriously man, you oughta be shot!)