LL Cool J credited as playing...
Patrick Zevo
- Patrick Zevo: I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I HATE IT when food touches! I'm a military man, you understand that? And don't let your food touch either, please?
- Patrick Zevo: Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously or are you disrespecting my duplication investigation?
- Alsatia Zevo: You know, you remind me a lot of my brother.
- Patrick Zevo: That's impossible. We're exact opposites.
- Alsatia Zevo: That's what I mean. He's all silly and soft on the outside and on the inside he's really strong and you're just the opposite.
- [last lines]
- Leslie Zevo: Patrick?
- Patrick Zevo: [invisible, blended into the wide open field] Yeah?
- Leslie Zevo: Just checking!
- General Leland Zevo: Hey, remember that kid, flew a beechnut right into Red Square?
- Patrick Zevo: Beechcraft.
- General Leland Zevo: What?
- Patrick Zevo: He flew a beech *craft* not a beech *nut*.