Miguel Ferrer credited as playing...
Albert Rosenfeld
- Phillip Jeffries: Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it.
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: [bewildered] Gordon?
- Gordon Cole: I KNOW, COOP!
- Phillip Jeffries: Who do you think this is there?
- Albert Rosenfeld: Suffered some bumps on the old noggin, hey, Phil?
- Gordon Cole: WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY THERE, ALBERT? THAT'S SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER! FOR GOD'S SAKES, JEFFRIES, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU'VE BEEN GONE DAMN NEAR TWO YEARS!
- Phillip Jeffries: The stories that I wanna tell you about...
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: Lately I've been filled with the knowledge that the killer will strike again. But because it is just a feeling, I am powerless to stop it. One more thing, Albert. When the next murder happens, you will help me solve it.
- Albert Rosenfeld: Let's test it for the record. Will the next victim be a man or a woman?
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: A woman.
- Albert Rosenfeld: All right. What color hair will she have?
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: Blonde.
- Albert Rosenfeld: Tell me some other things about her.
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: She's in high school. She is sexually active. She is using drugs. She's crying out for help.
- Albert Rosenfeld: Well damn, Cooper, that really narrows it down. You're talking about half the high school girls in America!
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: HE'S GONE! HE'S GONE! ALBERT, CALL THE FRONT DESK!
- Albert Rosenfeld: I've got the front desk now. He was never here.
- Phillip Jeffries: It was a dream! We live inside a dream!
- Albert Rosenfeld: [cynical] And it's raining post-toasties.
- Phillip Jeffries: Helga, baby damn know! I found something in Seattle at Judy's. Then... there they were. They sat quietly for hours. I followed! Oh... ah... . the ring. Ring...
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: [walks into Gordon's office] Gordon, it's 10:10 a.m. on February 16th.
- [Gordon looks at his watch, then ack at Cooper, looking confused]
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: I was worried about today because of the dream I told you about.
- [Gordon nods. Cooper goes out of the office and stands in the hallway, then goes to check the CCTV. The third time he does this, his image remains after he's left, and Phillip passes him]
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: Gordon! Gordon!
- [Cooper runs back into Gordon's office just after Phillip walks in]
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: Gordon!
- Gordon Cole: Phillip, is that you?
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: Phillip?
- Gordon Cole: Cooper, meet the long-lost phillip jeffries. You may have heard of him from the academy.
- Phillip Jeffries: Well, now... I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her outta this.
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: Gordon?
- Gordon Cole: I know, coop.
- Phillip Jeffries: [Pointing at Cooper] Who do you think this is there?
- Albert Rosenfeld: Suffered some bumps on the ol' noggin, eh, Phil?
- Gordon Cole: [as he says this, the scene transitions to the room above the convenience store] WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY THERE, ALBERT? THAT'S SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER. FOR GOD'S SAKES, JEFFRIES, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU'VE BEEN GONE DAMN NEAR TWO YEARS!
- Phillip Jeffries: [offscreen] I sure as hell wanna tell you everything, but I don't really have a lot to go on.
- Man from Another Place: Garmonbozia.
- [He rubs the top of the table]
- Man from Another Place: This is a formica table.
- Phillip Jeffries: [offscreen] Oh, believe me, I follow!
- Man from Another Place: Green is its color.
- Phillip Jeffries: [offscreen] It was a dream. We live inside a dream!
- Mrs. Tremond's Grandson: [Points a Bob] Fell a victim.
- Man from Another Place: With this ring, I thee wed.
- [laughs]
- Phillip Jeffries: [offscreen] Ring... ring... It was above a convenience store.
- Woodsman: Electricity.
- Phillip Jeffries: [offscreen] Listen up and listen carefully, I've been to one of their meetings.
- [Mrs. Tremond's grandon takes off the mask he's wearing]
- Phillip Jeffries: Hell-god-baby-damn-no! I found something!
- [He puts it back on, then takes it off again to reveal the face of a monkey]
- Phillip Jeffries: And then there they were.
- [Bob and the Man From Another Place leave into the Black Lodge. Phillip screams. The scene transitions back to Gordon's office. Phillip points in a few directions, then disappears]
- Gordon Cole: He's gone! He's gone! Albert, call the front desk!
- Albert Rosenfeld: I've got the front desk now, he was never here! And news from Deer Meadow, Agent Chester Desmond has disappeared!
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: Gordon, what's going on?
- [Cooper and Gordon check the CCTV footage and pause on Phillip passing Cooper in the hallway]
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: He was here.
- Gordon Cole: But where did he go? And where is chester desmond?