- Little Dog: Hey, hey, why'd you wake me up?
- Big Dog: So we can wake up.
- Little Dog: If you didn't wake me up, I might've had a nightmare and it would've woke me up. Then, I could've woke you up and we would both be awake. But since you did wake me up, I can't wake up from this nightmare so i can't wake you up! So we're both still asleep.
- Big Dog: ...What?
- [the two dogs are sniffing a road kill]
- Little Dog: What is it?
- Big Dog: Can't tell.
- Little Dog: Wanna eat it?
- Big Dog: Yup.
- Little Dog: I want the toilet seat!
- Big Dog: I want the toilet seat.
- Little Dog: I found it!
- Big Dog: I tipped over the trash can.
- Little Dog: I led us down the street!
- Big Dog: I woke up this morning.
- Little Dog: I'm littler than you!
- Big Dog: I used to be little.
- Little Dog: I have an itch on my back!
- Big Dog: I have a flea in my ear.
- Little Dog: I saw an airplane!
- Big Dog: I can *eat* an airplane.
- Secret Squirrel: [Repeated lines] Agent triple-zero, Secret Squirrel, reporting for duty sir.
- Morocco Mole: Likewise me, Morocco Mole.