- Dexter Rutecki: What's with these pants, Teej? I mean, they got some like support structure in them or something? Everybody's got a good butt.
- [pause]
- Dexter Rutecki: Who's got a law against ugly women?
- [to young woman]
- Dexter Rutecki: Hey! How you doing?
- Bryce Kellogg: The next time you leave, I'll expect you to say goodbye.
- T.J. Burke: A friend of mine is in trouble, I need $10,000.
- Bryce Kellogg: Is that an apology?