Bill Paxton credited as playing...
Jack Belston
- Jack: [after Beth kisses him] Wow! That was good. I thought you were gonna knee me in the nuts or something!
- Jack: [after putting Brad's hand in water to make him wet the bed] I'll tell you one thing. We are not nice people!
- Matthew Berman: Not tonight, we're not!
- Brad Berman: No toilet paper! Ho-ho-ho! You guys are good! Man, oh yeah. This is a brilliant schreck! You guys working for NASA? Huh? Is there a blueprint for this plan, cause I'd love to see it. Tell me, did ya carry it the toilet paper down in shifts? This isn't a privy, it's a think tank!
- Jack: You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to beat the schreck king!