- Woyczek: [has just finished the doctor's monologue from Woyzeck]
- Examiner Essen: Now we'll improvise, OK? Of course with the text.
- [consults the other jury-members]
- Examiner Essen: Well, you'll do this last bit again, but now you're limping. And you do have a speech impediment, too.
- Woyczek: I'm sorry.
- Examiner Essen: [laughing] No, for god's sake, not you. The doctor, right? You have a lisp, OK?
- Examiner Essen: But don't denounce physicians.
- Ingo: We had no idea what was in store for us when we met that night in my überfast lightcruiser. Magic Maggie needed specialists for a dangerous job. And we were specialists.
- Ingo: [camera showing Bierchen] Charlie, who slept through the voyage as usual, was our expert for close combat. A quiet guy, but a beast when needed. Sleeping dynamite.
- Ingo: [camera showing Johannes] Lean Johnny was our Trojan Horse. In fractions of seconds, he could transform into any kind of person. A master of illusion.
- Ingo: [camera showing Ali] Al, the brain, was in charge of logistics. Al knows only one goal: success. No matter how. A living computer, stone-cold to the heart. If he even has one.
- Ingo: [camera showing Ingo] And me, Bruce, I was the pilot. It was my job to get the team through the enemy lines. Right into the Krupulian capital. Into the center of hell.
- Johannes: [trying to convince secretary in Munich acting school] Maybe you filed it wrong, which would be no surprise at all considering all this work you have to do all on your own. You do have an extremely hard job, don't you?