- Will: You know, this isn't the first time you almost got me killed. Nicaragua last year, India the year before.
- Ellen Lesly: Well...
- Will: Working for you is tough!
- Ellen Lesly: You know, you're just upset about losing your photos.
- Will: Couldn't you just find me some nice, quiet, local disaster?
- Harlen Bigbear: In the old days people used to say: as long as you can see the mountain, you knew you were home.
- [to Will]
- George Harley: Nice suit. You know, people come to respect you if you dress right. I know a guy who likes to dress up like a Hollywood Indian. Wears all that cheap, Japanese Indian jewelry you see at airport gift shops.
- [to Lester]
- Lester: The guy I know can't tell the difference between polyester and silk.
- Harlen Bigbear: I want you all to meet a world-famous photographer. This here is Will, James' brother.
- Bertha Morely: This the one who didn't come home for his mother's funeral?
- Will: I didn't know.
- Harlen Bigbear: He was held prisoner in Montreal.
- Will: Malawi!
- Harlen Bigbear: What's it do?
- Will: Well, say you wanted to take a picture that you wanted to be in too, you set the time delay, press the shutter release and you have about 10 seconds.
- Harlen Bigbear: Get out of town!
- Will: I'm trying to.
- Louise Heavyman: League game with Nanton this week. The center isn't any good, yes!
- Will: Oh, well neither am I.
- Louise Heavyman: Tell me about it. But you do have nice legs!
- Candy: So what are you now, four, five months?
- Louise Heavyman: Six-and-half.
- Candy: Damn and looking great. Hardly shows at all! This the father?
- [referring to Will]
- Bertha Morely: No, father's Cree from Edmonton. His name's Harold, he's skinner and better looking.
- Louise Heavyman: Did he tell you I wanted a child, on my own? No husband. Did he also tell you that I didn't want the complication of raising a man too?
- [to Will]
- Bertha Morely: It's Louise, you want me to tell her you're with another woman?
- Will: I'll be right back, it's my, my accountant.
- Ellen Lesly: Ok.
- Will: I mean, a friend. Woman friend.
- Bertha Morely: She's pregnant!
- [pointedly to Ellen]
- Will: I thought you were staying over.
- Ellen Lesly: So did I.
- Will: Sorry.
- Ellen Lesly: I really hate it when men say that.
- Louise Heavyman: I like you. I like being with you. But I don't wanna marry you and I don't wanna live with you.
- Will: What's left?
- Martha Old Crow: You the one who's in love with Louise Heavyman? Are you deaf or something?
- Will: Ah, no, I like Louise.
- Martha Old Crow: Ok. Like is good enough.
- Will: How many points did I get?
- [in the championship game]
- Harlen Bigbear: None, Will. But you were scary. Big scary!
- Will: Louise, how are you?
- Louise Heavyman: Shoot me, please!
- [in labor pains]
- Will: No, you look great.
- Louise Heavyman: Shut up!
- Will: Sorry.
- Louise Heavyman: Heard the team won.
- Will: What do you got a fax machine in here?
- Nurse: Do you have a name for her yet?
- Will: Well... South Wing.
- [referring to the hospital floor]
- Nurse: Is that a traditional Indian name?